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<b>QOD</b> Pay all my bills, all my husband's bills, all my parents' and brother's bills. Donate about 50% of whatever's left to charities that are important to me -- animal shelters/rescues, ALS, American Stroke Association, breast cancer, Special Olympics, my alma maters. Go on a long WARM vacation with my loved ones. Invest the rest.
 
<br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Laughing"><br><br><b>QOD1-</b> mmm, I'm not being terribly creative this year with regard to gifts. I prefer to give something other than gift cards, though, unless the person in question lives far away.<br><br><b>QOD2-</b> most of my ideas are very practical: get out of debt, donate to schools/charitable causes that I support, put a down payment on a house or condo, put some in a retirement fund, etc. But I'd need to do at least one fun thing. I'd like to travel overseas, including several European countries.
 
<i><b><span style="color:#0000FF;">Peter Gibbons</span></b>: Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you'd do if you had a million dollars and you didn't have to work. And invariably what you'd say was supposed to be your career. So, if you wanted to fix old cars then you're supposed to be an auto mechanic.</i><br><i><b><span style="color:#0000FF;">Samir</span></b>: So what did you say?</i><br><i><b><span style="color:#0000FF;">Peter Gibbons</span></b>: I never had an answer. I guess that's why I'm working at Initech.</i><br><i><b><span style="color:#0000FF;">Michael Bolton</span></b>: No, you're working at Initech because that question is bullshit to begin with. If everyone listened to her, there'd be no janitors, because no one would clean shit up if they had a million dollars.</i><br><i><b><span style="color:#0000FF;">Samir</span></b>: You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...</i><br><i><b><span style="color:#0000FF;">Michael Bolton</span></b>: Samir, you're missing the point. The point of the exercise is that you're supposed to figure out what you would want to do if...</i><br><i>[printer starts beeping]</i><br><i><b><span style="color:#0000FF;">Michael Bolton</span></b>: "PC Load Letter"? What the f*ck does that mean?</i>
 
One Meel-yun dollars:<br><br>
Buy ridiculously impractical and expensive shoes and little lacy things for me.<br>
Pay off house<br>
Buy new car<br>
Put money into the 529s for the nieces<br>
Bump the amounts for our charitable giving.
 
<b>QOD</b>: 10% to church, 40% of gov't (friggin' taxes), $90k absolutely debt-free, (what's left? 410k?), 20k to Emergency fund (390), 16k to retirement fund (374), 2 new cars ~40k (334), 60k to kid's college (274), some electronic toys for me 10k (264), month-long vacation 20k (244), kitchen remodel 30k (214), maybe the rest for a vacation/retirement property (Smokie Mtn cabin or Destin, FL condo)
 
<b>QOD 2</b> - Remodel my parent's kitchen, pay off remaining school loan, donate to my favorite charities, buy a place to live that's totally me, take the whole family on a bigass trip to dad's birthplace. Start my own business.
 
A million dollars ain't what it used to be. But hey, I'd still take it. Just don't think I could retire on it. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Very Happy"><br><br>
Since Maggie and I want a new house soon (probably in the spring), I'd probably use it to pay for that. Considering housing prices around here, there wouldn't be much left after that, even with a modest house. But at least I'd have a house with no mortgage...
 
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Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:<br><br><i>DH (to DW): Honey, I won the lottery - pack your bags!</i><br><br><i>DW: Oh good, what should I pack for, snow or sun?</i><br><br><i>DH: I don't care, just get the f*** out.</i><br><br>
Love that one.
 
I'd own a cooperative type of space where local artisans, bakers, writers, etc. could both work and showcase their work.<br><br><b>boB</b> - my answer (buying a place to live) implied it would be a downpayment only -- friggin' ridiculous housing market. Grrrrrr...
 
HAHA!! Nice try there Michelle!! You're just trying to get me to come up there so you can seduce me and take my money. But I'm on to you now. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/uhoh2.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="uhoh2"><br><br>
Have I mentioned the Taper Paranoia has set in?
 
Dang! Dude! I was counting on the Taper Paranoia to cover up my evil genius plan....<br><span>however, the idea that I could seduce a man out of his money is highly amusing and surely ridiculous...but thanks for the laugh.<br></span>
 
Money is the root of all evil.<br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/blob1.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="blob1"><br><br><b>QOD#4</b> - What is the best gift you ever gave to someone for the Holidays (notice my politically correct savviness)
 
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Wrong! Greed is the root of all evil. Greed of money. Greed for power.<br><br><b>QOD#4:</b> $200 hundred dollars, i secretly mailed to a single mother friend of mine, one christmas. she never knew who did it. But I found out that it really helped her out.
 
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