Awwwww!!! That must have been the cutest thing.<br><br>
How's Eddie?

 

It was.<br><br>
Eddie's fine, he just has an itchy skin thing going on near where they neutered him 6 weeks ago. Nothing a little antibiotics and ointment can't cure. It was starting to look like he'd picked up an STD somewhere! <img alt="uhoh2.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/uhoh2.gif">

 

We had two Nubians. They were great.<br><br>
However, sheep mow lawns. Goats trim the hedges.

 

<img alt="" src="http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/tree_goats.jpg" style="border:0px solid;"><br><br>
These goats will even trim your trees.

 

have you seen <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=MfUqVa-Y3go" target="_blank">this</a>?

 

I want that goat. He's awesome.

 

Oh!!<br><br><br><img alt="love7.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/love7.gif">

 

mr. poo just said i may have a pygmy goat.<br><br>
i love him.

 

<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=LIkJgH6uN_c" target="_blank">This one</a> made me smile. <img alt="smile.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif">

 

OMG, I can't stop laughing!!

 

No, I want him! And I'll fight you for him. I've seen your pic on here; I think I can take you out. <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"><br><br><br><br>
Two questions:<br>
Do you think we can train him to run behind my DH's mountain bike?<br>
Am I the only person who wished the background music was Jump Around instead of the piano piece they played?

 

Frigging hilarious!!!! See what the right music can do for a video? <img alt="smile.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif">

 

My sexy posing in levis and no shirt pic?<img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">

 

What the fuck's a Nubian?

 

Sounds like a song from Cake. Sheep mow the lawns, goats trim the hedges. Yeah, sheep mow the lawns(pause), goats, trim the hedges.<img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">

 

pssst. hey you. yeah you. look up at the topic name <img alt="smile.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif">

 

<img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"><br>
Just think of teh kewtness picture threads you'd all share with us.<br><br><i>Nanny & Billy Kewtness</i><br><br><img alt="" src="http://www.montereybayequestrian.com/images/goat113.jpg" style="border:0px solid;"><br>
Whoa~~~> one ginormous bunny, or one weedle biddy goat?

 

pssst. hey you. yeah you. look it up in IMDB.<br><br><a href="http://imdb.com/name/nm0263880/" target="_blank"><b><span style="color:#0000FF;"><i>Hooper</i></span></b></a><i>: Check this shit. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!</i><br><i><b><a href="http://imdb.com/name/nm0005134/" target="_blank"><span style="color:#0000FF;">Banky Edwards</span></a></b>: What's the fuck's a "Nubian"?</i><br><i><b><a href="http://imdb.com/name/nm0263880/" target="_blank"><span style="color:#0000FF;">Hooper</span></a></b>: Shut the fuck up!</i><br><br>
If you were from New Jersey, you'd know that shit.<br><br>
37!

 

Sorry, my bad, I didn't realize you were quoting a movie. And it's forever since I've seen that one!

 

I <i>really really really</i> wish I could think up some joke involving these boer goats and the Boer War.<br><br>
There must be a joke in there somewhere.

 

It's cool ... I was reaching on the reference anyway.<br><br>
You remember that Ben Affleck kisses Jason Lee <i>on the mouth</i> in "Chasing Amy?" And propositions him with a three-way?<br><br>
Ewwwww.

 

Two South African goats are walking along, when they see a really ugly pig getting <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fingercuff" target="_blank">fingercuffed</a> by two dude pigs, while a bunch of other hogs wait in line.<br><br>
"Who's <i>that</i>?" the one goat asks<br><br>
"That's the Boar Whore," says the other.<br><br>
******<br><br>
And <i>that</i> ties it all together.

 

I knew you'd come through for me, RandMart.

 

This is where I feel obligated to interject an Oscar the Overly Friendly Goat story, but I'm not sure which one is appropriate. Perhaps the one where he chased an unsuspecting runner down the road?

 

It's not <i>easy</i> living with this brain, but it's fun at parties.