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The last half mile of my 45 minute work commute contains seven coffee venues. SEVEN. They are all on the same side of the road and I see an accident near them every other day. GD coffee breath-ed crack heads.

 

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I saw three pheasants this week.

 

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I saw robins this week. In Buffalo, NY.

 

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My salt lamp shrunk. I wonder where it went? I must have sucked all of the positive ions right out of it! At this rate, it will be gone soon.

 

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They make a macaroni and cheese loaf. It looks like square bologna with chunks of mac&cheese, plus what looks like pimientos. Koegel's. $1.99<br><br><br>
Why, Dear God?????

 

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Happy Burfday, wyrillco. I got you a package of macaroni and cheese loaf.

 

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Feelin' groovy. Dig?

 

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Chicken wing lasagna.

 

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I am laughing so hard.

 

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What was dirt before it ended up as dirt?

 

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I keep dreaming I suddenly lose control of my vehicle and go a 360 into oncoming traffic. I just sort of go with it.......and wake up before I crash. I then instantly think of work. No shrink needed for this one.

 

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I applied for a job at a dental office two years ago, that was a scientology front. They told me they would send me to their offices in Florida for training and that I would be there "for as long as it takes". A staffer had been there for 3 weeks, I can only imagine how long I would have had to be there......like years.

 

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I saw one once!!! A dirty little man hopping out while the train slowed down. I noticed he did not have a cloth bag attached to a stick. He looked scary and I lost sight of him fast. A hobo is technically what, homeless on the move?

 

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If fear was a color, what color was yours?

 

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1,2,3,4<br>
I declare a thumb war!

 

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I wonder what ever happened that I don't know about, when I was too busy worrying about what might happen.

 

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You can come down with something and you can come up with something. I like balance.

 

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I have never seen Star Wars.

 

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The people in my office go through cans of cleaning duster. They use it to clean everything. All day, you hear the spraying sound.

 

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If another woman tells you you look "comfortable" today, she is telling you that you look like shit.