[mmoonptdeux]

I'm just glad <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/occasion14.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="occasion5"> is a lot easier to get on this thread...<br><br><b><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Naked Man Does Hula, Steals Beer at Store</span></span></b><br><br><b><span style="font-size:small;">Thursday, August 30, 2007</span></b><br><br><br>
03:24 PDT De Soto, Mo. (AP) --<br><br><br>
The naked truth: Three eastern Missouri men were willing to go to extreme lengths to get some beer.<br><br><br>
That's the accusation after an incident in the early hours of August 18th at Fish's Quick Stop in De Soto. Store clerk Vicky Gaines says a masked man walked in and began doing the hula dance.<br><br><br>
Police say the plan was for the naked dancer to create a distraction while another man took a case of beer from the store. It didn't work.<br><br>
Gaines called police. As the naked man and his accomplice joined a third man in a car, a customer got their license plate number. All three were caught a few days later.<br><br><br>
The men, ages 19 to 23, face charges of shoplifting and indecent exposure.

 

[HighHeat]

<i>I'm not dead yet...</i>

 

[winter]

Ah! Geez! Are my brothers at it again?!<br><br><span style="font-size:xx-small;"><span style="color:#808080;">I'd just like to state for the record that if the hula dancer was wearing a mask, he, technically, was not naked. Case dismissed!</span></span>

 

[CactusTri]

Whew! That is good news!

 

[Auntie Moe]

Yes, but I still laughed.

 

[McTortle]

<i>I'm feeling much better. . .<br><br>
I feel happy. . .</i><br><br>
And, I'm with <b>winter</b>, mask = not naked. Now, had they gotten together with a woman, gone into a store with a man behind the counter and had HER dance. . .free beer for everyone!

 

[winter]

<br>
Fudge! I'm thinking the case register would have been up for grabs!

 

[hawki#2]



State Fair is one of the things I miss most about MN. I worked at the steakhouse in the Beer Garden for 4 years. AZ State fair just isn't the same. Of course, my late-30's may have as much to do with it as I was in my early 20's back then.<br><br><br>
I forget that you are a former Minnesotan!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/occasion14.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="occasion5">

 

[McTortle]

<br>
When will people learn? If they would only consult us first. . .

 

[hawki#2]

<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/occasion14.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="occasion5"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/occasion14.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="occasion5"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/occasion14.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="occasion5"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/occasion14.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="occasion5"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/occasion14.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="occasion5"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/occasion14.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="occasion5"> This smilie seems to be the overall favorite today!!!

 

[winter]

<br>
True...so true.<br>
We should set up a both.<br>
Like Lucy, from the Peanuts.<br><br><a href="http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.snoopy.com/comics/peanuts/fun_and_games/images/lucy_1024x768.jpg&imgrefurl=http://powrightbetweentheeyes.typepad.com/pow_right_between_the_eye/pows/index.html&h=768&w=1024&sz=89&hl=en&start=6&sig2=QC9N3oWBBHzbzpycKG7t4A&tbnid=B9wffWaquojHgM:&tbnh=113&tbnw=150&ei=rz_YRsPCGoOEgQL5ipjTCA&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dlucy%2B%2Bpeanuts%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den" target="_blank"><img alt="" src="http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:B9wffWaquojHgM:http://www.snoopy.com/comics/peanuts/fun_and_games/images/lucy_1024x768.jpg" style="border:0px solid;"></a>

 

[McTortle]

hawki:<br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/occasion14.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="occasion5"><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Very Happy">

 

[McTortle]

<b>Winter</b> - the booth is a great idea. I'm in!

 

[HighHeat]

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

 

[CactusTri]

Shake free the chains <b>HH</b>!!!

 

[winter]

<br>
Can't you just leap out of there in a single bound? Dude! You weren't born with superpowers for no reason. just saying... that'll be 5 cents, please. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Very Happy">

 

[HighHeat]

<b>King Arthur</b>: I am your king.<br><b>Woman</b>: Well I didn't vote for you.<br><b>King Arthur</b>: You don't vote for kings.<br><b>Woman</b>: Well how'd you become king then?<br>
[Angelic music plays... ]<br><b>King Arthur</b>: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.<br><b>Dennis</b>: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

 

[HighHeat]

<i><b>Dennis</b>: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.</i>

 

[bard73]

<b>Fort hose</b> keeping track, Nick and I are officially registered for Philly. Well, I am for sure, I think his is still en route (he mailed his in). Now, we procrastinators need to set about finding a hotel room. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/sad.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Sad"><br><br><br><i>Bravely Bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot...</i><br><br>
I can sing that entire song. A friend of mine in grad school used to ask me to sing it for him all the time, and then he'd tell random strangers (well, probably people he knew, but strangers to me) that I could sing it and would try to get me to demonstrate. I had no idea it was such a unique talent. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Laughing">

 

[winter]

<br>
Make your own rules...That's how it works in my house!<br><br><span style="font-size:xx-small;"><span>I know that's not part of the movie...but i'm feeling inadequate in this department so I must compensate with humor. Sue me.</span></span>