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LEEMBO35 · Mar 14, 2008

karate is awesome I took it was I was younger and does wonders for your 
self esteem and I was in some good shape back then. <img alt="smile.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif"> 
hhhm something else I should suggest to the girls.

monikam · Mar 14, 2008

I missed Pam... <img alt="sad.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/sad.gif"> WTG on your 17 miles Pam! It's so good to hear you're feeling better!!

monikam · Mar 14, 2008

I feel invisible...

Devilbunny · Mar 14, 2008

That will only keep you safe so long. Eventually guys figure out that smart is hot. 
That's why I am encouraging my daughter to be one of those scary body builder chicks!

Devilbunny · Mar 14, 2008

I see you!

Andi · Mar 14, 2008

Moni - WTG on the 7 miles. Back to backs 2 weeks in a row - you're doing awesome!

LEEMBO35 · Mar 14, 2008

I see you. <img alt="smile.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif"> 
Good job on your run!

LEEMBO35 · Mar 14, 2008

What should I get for lunch today?

JohnnyB · Mar 14, 2008

And braces are coming soon. I'm a better date anyway. I have money. 
The girls have a religious retreat next Saturday and DW is working on Professional Development all day, so me and Maeve are going to do a special Daddy day for her birthday. Then me and DW will take her out for dinner. Not sure what we're doing yet. But I love those one on one days...even though she's most animated with a full audience. 
Yeah, about the pic, with the right lighting and shadows, I look like I still have most of my hair. LOL

Andi · Mar 14, 2008

Pizza and french fries. That is what I want - I am having a salad and a frozen ww meal. <img alt="sad.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/sad.gif">

Devilbunny · Mar 14, 2008

Might make it worse, you could end up with the superjocks chasing her! <img alt="razz.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/razz.gif">ale:

JohnnyB · Mar 14, 2008

Yeah, its actually a big part of the equation for me. Dumb chicks are so NOT hot. I hate when DW shoots me down with a much better argument than mine. Now she is switching careers and getting her MLS. All my librarian fantasies will come true next year!

USMCRNR · Mar 14, 2008

With all the talk about our daughters, I have a 10 and 17 year old, thought I would share this, some of you may have seen the rules to dating a Marines daughter this is good too. 
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER 
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. 
NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_________ ____ 
HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________ 
SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________ 
BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________ 
HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______ 
Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No 
Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No 
If No, explain: __________________________________________________ ______ 
__________________________________________________ ______ 
Number of years they have been married ____________________ _ 
If less than your age, explain 
__________________________________________________ ______ 
__________________________________________________ ______ 
ACCESSORIES SECTION: 
A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No 
B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No 
C. A waterbed? 
__Yes __No 
D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No 
E. A tattoo? 
__Yes __No 
F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No 
pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring? 
(IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMM EDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.) 
ESSAY SECTION: 
In 50 words or less, what does 'LATE' mean to you ? 
__________________________________________________ ______ 
__________________________________________________ ______ 
In 50 words or less, what does 'DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER' mean to you? 
__________________________________________________ ______ 
__________________________________________________ ______ 
In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE' mean to you? 
__________________________________________________ ______ 
__________________________________________________ ______ 
REFERENCES SECTION: 
Church you attend __________________________________________________ _ 
How often you attend ________________________________________________ 
When would be the best time to interview your: 
father? _____________ 
mother? _____________ 
pastor? _____________ 
SHORT-ANSWER SECTION: 
Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers 
are confidential. 
A: If I were shot, the last place I would want to be shot would be: 
__________________________________________________ ______ 
B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: 
__________________________________________________ ______ 
C: A woman's place is in the: 
__________________________________________________ ______ 
D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: 
__________________________________________________ ______ 
E. What do you want to do IF you grow up? ___________________________ 
__________________________________________________ ______ 
__________________________________________________ ______ 
F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is: 
__________________________________________________ ______ 
F. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________ 
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER P ENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE. 
______________________________ ___________________________ 
Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!) 
_______________________________ ________________________________ 
Mother's Signature Father's 
Signature 
_______________________________ ________________________________ 
Pastor/Priest/Rabbi/Bishop State 
Representative/Congressman 
Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and 
non-sexual. 
Please allow four to six years for processing. 
You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try 
to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases. (you might watch your back)

Devilbunny · Mar 14, 2008

NICE! My wife was a graphic designer and databas administrator prior to her beginning a career as a full time wife/mother and part time hippy. (She hand dyes yarn and clothes, for fun & profit) I have outlawed patchoulli though <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">

NBjunkie · Mar 14, 2008

MARINE--LOVE the application--so funny!!!

Chele · Mar 14, 2008

Just passing through to check on everyone! Everyone looks good! XOXOXOX

Devilbunny · Mar 14, 2008

Marine - I may have to modify that a little bit. Since i have tattoos and piercings I am not sure I can use that part. I am thinking she will be drawn to folks like that (my wife is also inked.)

monikam · Mar 14, 2008

Good job Andi! What is spinerval?

monikam · Mar 14, 2008

SHELL!!!! <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">

monikam · Mar 14, 2008

Thanks guys!! I feel better now... <img alt="banana.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/banana.gif">

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