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I want a Cape Assistant, like James Brown had.<br><br><br>
Did that meeting with your boss go poorly?<br>
Is the line at the grocery store too long?<br>
Are the kids still not old enough to earn their keep?<br><br><b>BAM!</b><br><br>
Cape Assistant is there... to help with your distress....<br><br><img alt="" src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/2/24/281271011_c6024a64c1_m.jpg" style="border:0px solid;">
 

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You only get a Cape Assistant if you know how to work it. Can you do the slide when the Cape is removed?
 

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Thank you. I'm glad that the potential for The Venerated Cape Assistant isn't being lost on <i>everyone</i>....<br><br><br><br>
To answer your (proper) concern... Yes, I can do the slide.<br><br><br>
Now I just have to work on the James Brown 50's-era 'do...<br><img alt="" src="http://ickmusic.com/pics/jb1.jpg" style="border:0px solid;">
 

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DH drove an ice cream truck one summer. After he tipped it over, he decided college was a very good future for him.
 

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i want to drive it. i'm not going to keep ice cream in it, though.<br><br>
it will be the infernal machine central to my nefarious plan... and, i want to change my name to something suitably menacing... like <b>TURGOR!</b> (forgetting for a moment it's a medical term).
 

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I want a girl with extensions in her hair, bamboo earrings, at least two pair...
 

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I wish I was little bit taller,<br>
I wish I was a baller<br>
I wish I had a girl who looked good<br>
I would call her<br>
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat<br>
and a '64 Impala
 

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You're right... but it ruins the rhyme if I take that line out <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">
 

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a desk fairy and an office elf.<br><br>
to keep my desk clean and my office organized.
 

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Having hot legs is a huge burden. Trust me. You don't know what you're asking for.<br><br><i>"Can you drink from my cup?"</i>
 

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But but all I have ever wanted was hot longer legs. I'm just to short to be America's Next Top Model but in the drama department oooh those bitches better watch out.
 

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I wish I could shrink down to peanut size on command, so I could spy on people and use what I've heard against them for my own gain.
 
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