[oache]

Dear Prt'ers,<br><br>
I am taking applications for this years counselors at my summer camp. Please include your experience and preferred activities to supervise along with a $25 dollar check made out to:<br><br>
Your Pal, Oache<br>
po box 777<br>
Oacheville, WI 77777<br><br>
your pal,<br><br>
oache<br><br>
ps...lets make this the best summer evah

 

[muzicgrl]

I want in. I was a counselor at 4H camp for 5 years when I was a teenager. I want to teach underwater overhead basket weaving please.

 

[ym]

Dear Oache,<br><br>
My name is CurlY-M, and I'm the best damn camp cook you'll ever experience. Depending on the altitude of course, I make the most excellent pasta dishes, chili, cornbread, cowboy steaks, oatmeal and griddle cakes. I also make the most excellent hot chocolate (spiked or unspiked), S'mores and I'll even tuck in the little campers at the end of the night.<br><br>
Please find enclosed my check for $12.50. Once you've sampled my camp food, you'll want to send that check back to me. <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"><br><br>
Sincerely,<br>
CurlY-M

 

[Buxtehude]

$25?

 

[muzicgrl]

Dear Oache,<br><br>
I am only in if you hire this individual. Her food sounds yummy!

 

[runningINnyc]

Dear Oache:<br><br>
I assume bikini shots will be accepted in lieu of my application and application fees?<br><br>
Your pal,<br>
Loving this little two piece

 

[Mrtambalynman]

Sounds like a creative summer vacation funding scheme to me Buxt.

 

[Dylan McKay]

Dear Oachie,<br><br>
Are you, like, .005 diamonds?<br><br>
Your neighbor-across-the-lake,<br><br>
Dylan

 

[Buxtehude]

Yeah!

 

[oache]

I have to pay Anty $22.50/application for background checks.<br><br>
Can't be having any axe wielding homicidal maniacs teaching the totem pole carving class now, can we?<br><br>
So I have a camp cook and I guess Muzic will be teaching Marketing. <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">

 

[Horrible Peanut]

Dear Oache,<br><br>
Thank you for your interest in taking on the Horrible Peanut for a position. We appreciate all enquiries and are delighted you thought of us.<br><br>
Having said that- the pool of jobs is very competitive, and while we were impressed with your offerring, we decided to proceed forwards with a candidate whose skills match the vocational choices we've made. Please don't take this as any reflection of the quality of your open position or your organization.<br><br>
If you have any comments or questions, plesae don't hesitate to contact me.<br><br>
Thank you<br>
-HP.

 

[Buxtehude]

But the axe wielding homicidal maniacs make camp interesting!<br><br>
Any volunteers?

 

[mrscoby78]

Who's gonna teach the joint rolling class?

 

[Alternative School Grrl]

I wish to teach general arts and crafts. You know, soap carving, Gods Eyes, macrame, and the like.<br><br>
In leiu of my fee, I will just bring beer.

 

[McTortle]

Hmm. . .I have no experience with summer camp. But, I could teach basic beer appreciation and belly dancing.<br><br>
Unfortunately, I am a poor college student and cannot afford the fee.

 

[KP]

I'll take care of first aid duties. Pay me in beer please.

 

[HighHeat]

Dear Oache,<br>
You'll need other dudes to balance out the co-ed teams, since MrT, Dylan, and HP have become "too mature" for summer camp.<br><br>
Your beer-bringin', camera-slingin', dinner-bell-ringin', wet-tshirt-wringin' pal,<br>
Heater

 

[Dylan McKay]

Too mature?<br><br>
Dylan McKay?<br><br><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">

 

[muzicgrl]

Yay!!! We will have photographic eveidence and beer! <img alt="banana.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/banana.gif"><br><br>
I will bring the hard stuff (vodka) and some mixers and I have enough martini glasses for all unless we have more than 30 campers. I think I would like to teach martini making...

 

[Dylan McKay]

I'll bring PBR!