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On my club ride yesterday, one guy behind me said, "It's great drafting behind you. You're like a truck. I'm right off your right butt, he's right off your left butt."<br><br>
"Thanks a lot, guys", I replied. And I was pulling into a strong headwind. So, even if I wasn't fat (check my pics in Who Am I thread) I guess my butt was!!<br><br>
Alex
 

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Or, do what one of Tithers' friends did when people were drafting off her in a race...<br><br>
Pee on them.
 

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Yes...I have a friend who pees in self-defense. she'll be at gulf coast. watch out!
 

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Tithers' friend "punitive pees" and she's a scary lady when racing.<br><br>
I don't have anything to worry about, though, she'll be WAY WAY WAY in front of me. lol <img alt="wink.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/wink.gif">
 

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Back in college I was doing a tour. We were riding into a very unforgiving headwind. I coasted briefly to curse the wind. That's when I learned I had some guy on my wheel. With all the wind noise I hadn't heard him. I'm like WTF?! I was all of 120lbs. This guy was way over 200lbs. And he's drafting off of me?! A girl?! Had he no pride!?
 

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Take it as a compliment. Large muscular glutes aren't all that bad. Quote from my former college football coach: "I need someone with ass to block for my pat's. HALL GET IN THERE!!!!!!"
 

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I agree. Because dude, think about it: he's sitting behind you. And for good reason, and it's probably not that you provide a good draft but rather that he cannot even show you his draft because, well, he just can't hold it up front.
 

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Ummm, he was just enjoying the view <img alt="wink.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/wink.gif">
 

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Just make sure your seam on your shorts is in line. I've ridden behind folks w/crooked seams and saw all sorts of a$$.
 

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This is a funny thread so brings up this as a possible idea for another thread.<br><br>
I'm 5ft 9 and 160lbs and riding out on Tuesday got told I was too skinny to draft off. The girl who I offered to shelter from the wind is 5 ft 5 and 109lbs!!!!!!!!!!<br><br>
I looked at her and said I can't believe I have been called skinny by stick girl!!!<br>
She did then admit to having some perception issues :¬)<br><br>
Gobi<br><br>
ps. she has a nice arse
 

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I have a flight attendant in one of my cycle classes. Yesterday, she told one of the other women in the class, that I was the tall, skinny one. I could have kissed her.<br><br>
5 years ago I was 280 pounds.
 
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