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You're sitting in a meeting. You look over at the person sitting next to you, and she has an inch-long hair jutting out from her chin. It's maybe a quarter of an inch below her bottom lip and sticking straight out from her face.<br><br>
Do you tell her? Or do you wait until she finds it on her own? Does a stray chin hair require the same treatment as a piece of spinach between the teeth?
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You very, very kindly walk up and talk to her and when she glanced to the side you jump on the opportunity. Grab that sucker and give it a good yank. When she cries out in pain and recoils, have a look of horror* on your face and say:<br><br>
Oh my gosh, I didn't realize it was attached.<br><br><br>
If she didn't know about it before, she does now.<br><br><br>
*This is an absolute must. You must never let on that you knew this woman had a witch-hair poking out from her chin. Let her think that you had no idea and you'd never do such a thing as purposely yank on her hair.<br><br><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">
Well....if she follows my plan then the next week when the hair is staring her down in the next meeting she'll know. Hair = ok with it. No hair = good job on Lelly's part.
How could something as fabu as you have any imperfections??
Tell me...I realize you are a royal smarty pants. However, do men think such things when they look upon a woman? Nice eyebrows = clean basement??<br><br><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">
Do it! Create an anonymous poll. Let's see what the men prefer. <img alt="smile.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif"><br><br><br>
p.s. I was only using his words.... <img alt="icon_tongue.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/icon_tongue.gif">
<img alt="roll_eyes.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/roll_eyes.gif"><br><br>
Mine was waaaaaay better.<br><br><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">
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