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You're sitting in a meeting. You look over at the person sitting next to you, and she has an inch-long hair jutting out from her chin. It's maybe a quarter of an inch below her bottom lip and sticking straight out from her face.<br><br>
Do you tell her? Or do you wait until she finds it on her own? Does a stray chin hair require the same treatment as a piece of spinach between the teeth?
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My God, I just had a horrifying thought ... I mean, if she can't maintain the foyer, I wonder what cobwebs lurk in the basement?
I can only speak for myself when I say, yep.<br><br>
My strongest point is attention to detail.<br><br>
And patience.<br><br>
My two strong points are attention to detail, patience, and a good sense of humor.<br><br>
Wait, let me start over.<br><br>
I have three strong points; attention to detail, patience, and a good sense of humor. Those and a ...
That's an unfortunate selection of vocabulary.
Take her to lunch. Order a pitcher. Get flirty. Look deep into her eyes and with your most "come hither" voice say<br><br>
"Little pig, little pig, let me come in .."<br><i>"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin"</i><br>
"Oh, you mean this one?!"<br><br><b><i>TOINK!</i></b>
Mine involved beer.<br><br><i>"Randy, what beer would you recommend for chin hair pulling?"</i><br><br>
"That's easy - a blonde ale, of course. Preferably Belgian; higher alcohol."
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