[lelly]

You're sitting in a meeting. You look over at the person sitting next to you, and she has an inch-long hair jutting out from her chin. It's maybe a quarter of an inch below her bottom lip and sticking straight out from her face.<br><br>
Do you tell her? Or do you wait until she finds it on her own? Does a stray chin hair require the same treatment as a piece of spinach between the teeth?

 

[solitude]

You very, very kindly walk up and talk to her and when she glanced to the side you jump on the opportunity. Grab that sucker and give it a good yank. When she cries out in pain and recoils, have a look of horror* on your face and say:<br><br>
Oh my gosh, I didn't realize it was attached.<br><br><br>
If she didn't know about it before, she does now.<br><br><br>
*This is an absolute must. You must never let on that you knew this woman had a witch-hair poking out from her chin. Let her think that you had no idea and you'd never do such a thing as purposely yank on her hair.<br><br><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">

 

[seattlegirl]

What if she already knows it's there and is okay with it?

 

[lelly]

<img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"><br><br>
No way I could do that!

 

[carbonfiberRibs]

You are wicked.<br><br><br>
That is awesome.<br><br><br>

 

[lelly]

I know CharlesRiverBlowfish likes her chin hair, but I didn't think that was very common.

 

[solitude]

Well....if she follows my plan then the next week when the hair is staring her down in the next meeting she'll know. Hair = ok with it. No hair = good job on Lelly's part.

 

[seattlegirl]

I don't think it is, either. Let's see... does this woman pluck her eyebrows? That will give us a clue.

 

[diablita]

You yell out, "everyone who sees someone else with chin hair, raise their hands". She'll get the picture when she's the only one with hands down. <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">

 

[RandMart]

Throw water on her; maybe she'll melt.

 

[witchypoo]

some of us can't help it.<br><br>
lelly... careful. she may hex you.

 

[RandMart]

My God, I just had a horrifying thought ... I mean, if she can't maintain the foyer, I wonder what cobwebs lurk in the basement?

 

[solitude]

How could something as fabu as you have any imperfections??

 

[lelly]

<img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"><br><br>
Great, now I've just pictured her naked! <img alt="shock.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/shock.gif">

 

[solitude]

Tell me...I realize you are a royal smarty pants. However, do men think such things when they look upon a woman? Nice eyebrows = clean basement??<br><br><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">

 

[witchypoo]

and, more importantly... is the basement floor hardwood, linoleum, or carpet?

 

[carbonfiberRibs]

clean basement?<br><br>
wtf is wrong with you people?<br><br>
I'm this close || to starting the debate about why men are afraid of women looking like women.

 

[RandMart]

I can only speak for myself when I say, yep.<br><br>
My strongest point is attention to detail.<br><br>
And patience.<br><br>
My two strong points are attention to detail, patience, and a good sense of humor.<br><br>
Wait, let me start over.<br><br>
I have three strong points; attention to detail, patience, and a good sense of humor. Those and a ...

 

[carbonfiberRibs]

I hope she doesn't have hardwood.

 

[lelly]

What's linoleum? A merkin?