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I am open to ...<br><br><br>
poisoning<br>
breaking an upper limb<br>
amoebic dyssentary<br>
the FLU<br>
cutting off a finger<br><br>
beyond that, I think I would rather just run.
 

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you keep thinking that and maybe your will power will push me to a new PR <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">
 

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Ummmm...I'm not going to lose Snooze as my pacer will I?
 

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<img alt="icon_cheers.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/icon_cheers.gif"> I get to take credit when you get your new PR Sunday!<br><br><img alt="wink.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/wink.gif">
 

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I actually know a PR is possible but I am not hoding out for a BQ <img alt="sad.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/sad.gif"><br><br><br>
Tithers-- thanks for your concern about me! Your Pal--
 

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Okay, okay, what point do you need me waiting on the course to cheer you on so you can get the BQ you wanted? I'll bring signs.<br>
Signs are magic <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">
 

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I'll take some of thos cool robotic prosthetic legs around mile 18 please......and thank you! Just put them on your credit card, I'll pay you back, I swear.
 

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I trust you...<br>
Unfortunately, my credit card company sure doesn't trust *me* that much. <img alt="smile.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif"> Nah, they give me about enough leeway to buy posterboard and markers.
 

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Toe Jam, you will do great, sweetie!<br><br><i>Deep, calming breaths...</i>
 

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<img alt="laughing5.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/laughing5.gif"> I think Buxtehude is offering to buy your new legs.<br><br>
Of course, she may be the Godfather. (Godmother?)
 

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I could always offer you some of my ewwwie stomach. You'd get my stomach and the traces of food poisoning that are in it. All you would have to do is go out and eat some where. It could be a greasy spoon or a 5 star resturant with some of the best chef's in the world and the stomach desides whether or not you are going to be sick for the next 3 days.
 

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SOLD!!! to the highest bidder! Congratulations! Now come here and give me a little tongue action <img alt="tongue3.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/tongue3.gif">
 

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Ya wanna trade feet? I'm still hobbling around on a stress fracture. And my training was going so well for Athens 'thon................................
 

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seriously you don't want my tummy. Can you fake it? Not to day ING I have a headache?<br><br>
If you want to try your luck. Go to the nearest Country Kitchen have a hamburger med rare, and a piece of apple pie and your set for life!!
 
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