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Which would you prefer

  • Sex right before running a marathon

    Votes: 6 13.0%
  • Sex right after a marathon

    Votes: 5 10.9%
  • Marathon sex

    Votes: 27 58.7%
  • A Snickers marathon bar

    Votes: 8 17.4%
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<b><span style="font-size:x-large;">food!</span></b>
 

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that's a good thing for this poll <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"><br><br>
darn, you snuck that in there
 

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Right before a marathon would be an excellent warm-up...get the blood flowing to the leg muscles (and elsewhere!) ..relieve stress. Enjoyable and maybe improve marathon performance. Afterwards, no..too tired and sore..not optimal.<br>
Marathon sex....meh, if its done right it shouldn't have to last for hours.<br><br>
Marathon candy bar..okay, add that to the pre-marathon sex bout! <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">
 

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Does "Marathon Sex" in this instance refer to sexual intercourse during a 26.2 mile road race, sexual intercourse lasting the approximate time it takes one to cover a 26.2 mile distance, or "general and varied sexual activity" lasting the approximate time it takes one to cover a 26.2 mile distance?
 

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just so long as it doesn't mean it is grueling and you want to kill yourself before it's over, I think any of your definition, SGH, are ok.<br><br><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">
 

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<b><i>Breakdown:</i></b><br><br>
3:30 of continuous plunging & pumping [see: Sting and all that Tantric stuff]<br>
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3:15 of making out & foreplay + 15 minutes of solid boot knocking [maybe a 3:25/:05 split may be more realistic]<br><br>
Either way, I'm out.
 

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First result for a Costanza Google search in French:<br><br><img alt="" src="http://www.madeindesign.com/design/images/taille4/d13t-d13-1blanc.jpg" style="border:0px solid;">
 

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I think marathon sex...so is this based on my marathon time or the other persons because it might be hard to go for that long if its based on mine...
 

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According to certain doctors of Oriental Medicine, having an orgasm is giving up a LOT of energy so it's not recommended before a marathon.<br><br>
I say 'fuck 'em.<br><br>
Before AND after.
 
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