[Complete Pete]

Ok, I'm gonna fake something and duck out for the day.<br><br>
Which illness shall I fake?<br><br>
My boss is pretty smart, but very sqeamish.

 

[RandMart]

Ebola?

 

[Stitcher]

Anything involving bodily fluids .....<br>
while effective for the squeamish boss.....<br>
is also easily identified as being fake.<br>
unless you can poop or puke on command.

 

[runningINnyc]

Generic food poison type of symptoms... something that could clear pretty quickly.

 

[Complete Pete]

I'm thinking vaginal prolapse would be a good one.

 

[QuixoticNotions]

f

 

[QuixoticNotions]

m

 

[Complete Pete]

I pulled a keigal

 

[ElDuderino]

Diarrhea.<br><br><br>
Cha cha cha.

 

[QuixoticNotions]

k

 

[antagonist]

Which illness did you go with?<br><br><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">

 

[mudrunner]

Anal fissures.

 

[Novia]

narcolepsy

 

[drgenie]

Can you make yourself puke at will? You could just go in and barf on her desk..........

 

[diablita]

pierogitis

 

[antagonist]

Gout?

 

[jtc]

Tell her your uterus fell out and you need to go find it

 

[solitude]

Teh cramps?<br>
Gingivitis?<br>
Appendicitis?<br>
Conjunctivitis?<br>
Plague?<br>
Hemoraghic fever?

 

[gumbee]

Tell hir you gots the aids

 

[ScratchType1]

bubonic plague