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<p>When  a father came to pick up a his daughter after Miss Sunshine's slumber party, Miss Sunshine clearly and accurately described how we had not originally invited the girl, but then decided to invite her after we hadn't heard back from another little girl that we had invited first.</p>
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<p>Gah.</p>
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<p>Now tell me your stories.</p>
 

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<p>When my DD was little, she was the flower girl in a friends wedding. DW and I were in it as well. During the ceremony as we were all standing up near the altar, my DD turns to me and in a loud voice says, "Dad, I have to poop".</p>
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<p>My daughter (now in her 20's) was 3 and begged me to take her to Swiss Chalet (a famous Canajun chicken chain) for dinner.</p>
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<p>She put on her  best dress got all gussied up and off we went for our "date". Mrs JC said she didn't want to interfere with daddy-daughter time.</p>
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<p>At the restaurant she got restless. I was trying to hurry through my meal and get out. She started dashing about. I called her over and held her arm and said "Don't run around like that sweetie, you might bump into aomeone or knock over their meal".</p>
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<p>"Ok daddy"</p>
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<p>and then...out of the blue</p>
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<p><span style="font-size:16px;"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">"DON'T HIT ME AGAIN DADDY...DON'T HIT ME AGAIN"</span></strong></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:16px;"><span style="font-size:14px;">Not once in her life had that child been struck by Mrs JC or myself.</span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:14px;">I was lucky to make it out of the restaurant alive. People were not pleasant  It was scary. She giggled all the way home...and we laugh about it still</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:14px;">...but one day.</span></p>
 

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<p>Whan I was a kid I was over at my friends house. My mom came to pick me up and I told her how messy I thought the house was right in front of the girls mom. She had 7 kids so its no surprise it wasnt clean.</p>
 

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<p>At a birthday party for DD#2 (can't remember the age, maybe 5 or so), DD#2 is opening presents.  As it was the end of the party, several moms and dads were there to pick up.</p>
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<p>DD#2 opens up a present that is a $25 gift certificate to (insert store here).  Says thank you.  Opens up the next present, which is a $20 gift cirtificate to the same store.  She says, "Oh, your's is less than (insert girls name here)". </p>
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<p>Of course, one of the moms there was the one who had given DD#2 the $20 gift certificate.</p>
 

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<p>In church one day, DH stepped out for a few minutes during the service.  DS (5) asked me where he went and since I didn't know he decided to go look for him.  A few minutes later, he comes running back and from the back of the chapel (we were seated near the front), shouts "I found him mom, he's pooping!".   I could see people trying very hard not to snicker all around me.  DH came back several minutes later, completely oblivious to what DS had done.</p>
 

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<p>At a local parade, we were seated by the side of the road and a couple of teenagers had crossed the street near us, one of whom was very overweight.  DS tells me in a very loud voice (of course)  "MOM, that lady is REALLY FAT!".  I told him that wasn't nice and he shouldn't say things like that.  He counters with "But MOM, she IS fat!".  </p>
 

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<p>Mom and dad split up when I was 11.  Mom joined a single's club to meet other single parents and such.  She ended up dating a nice man for a bit.  On their first date, he came to the house to pick her up.  She wasn't ready yet.  I was in the livingroom and decided I should entertain him by telling him a joke I heard my older sisters say (I didn't get the joke but they thought it was seriously funny so I figured I'd share).  So I began the joke, and mom arrived just in time to hear it:</p>
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<p>What do you do when you see 100 elephants coming at you?</p>
<p>Swim!</p>
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<p>He was mortified.  As was my mother.  Me, I was still oblivious as to what the big deal was.</p>
 

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<p>I did the exact same thing once.  I told my dad's then girlfriend (now, my step-mother for 20+ years) a joke that went something like this:</p>
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<p>me: How many stingers does a bumble bee have?</p>
<p>her:  one</p>
<p>me: How many wings does a bird have?</p>
<p>her:  two</p>
<p>me:  How many hairs on a cat's back?</p>
<p>her:  I don't know.</p>
<p>me:  Well, you might know all about the birds & the bees but you don't know shit about pussy.</p>
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<p>I was young enough that I didn't get the punchline, but the older boys on the bus had thought it was hilarious.  Dad's girlfriend, not so much.</p>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>clare</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69158/when-kids-do-embarassing-things#post_1927543"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>(I didn't get the joke but they thought it was seriously funny so I figured I'd share). </p>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>maccabeth</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69158/when-kids-do-embarassing-things#post_1928125"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>Clare, I don't get the joke. <img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/blush.gif" title=""></p>
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It took me awhile too.  Change the spelling of coming and you'll get it.</p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>ym</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69158/when-kids-do-embarassing-things#post_1928313"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a>
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It took me awhile too.  Change the spelling of coming and you'll get it.</p>
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Ahhh. Thanks.</p>
 

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<br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>ym</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69158/when-kids-do-embarassing-things#post_1928313"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><br><br><p><br>
It took me awhile too.  Change the spelling of coming and you'll get it.</p>
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Ewwwwwwwww!  (and thanks!)<br><br>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>AlaMichele</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69158/when-kids-do-embarassing-things#post_1928331"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><br><br><p><br><br>
Ahhh. Thanks.</p>
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So glad I was not the only one!! lol</p>
 
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