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<p>..............you can expect...</p>
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<p>No more Detroit Lions on Turkey day football.</p>
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<p>The NFL, NBA and MLB combined will pay 50% of my health care program. 25% will be paid by traffic violations in the 50 states. 25% will be paid by payroll deductions from the work force that make over 100,000 a year.</p>
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<p>If a kid signs on with a school to play ball he will do the 4 years. He can quit school but won't be allowed to participate in pro sports for two years.</p>
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<p>We accept the Middle East for what it is. Meaning leave those crazies alone.</p>
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<p>The top 8 ranked schools in the final BCS Rankings will meet in a tournament to determine a College Football Champion. The bowls will be used in the tournament.</p>
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<p>No more big $$$ contracts for NFL rookies. They sign for two years making minimum wage. After two years then it's time for agents and talk of what they are really worth.</p>
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<p>Pot and prostitution will be legalized. Not worth the hassle.</p>
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<p>Anyone found guilty of rape, child molestation and murder will be sentenced to death the same day the verdict is read. Why have them around?</p>
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<p>Women will no longer be allowed in the military other than as nurses and secretaries. Protecting America is a man's job.</p>
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<p>Kids will be taught auto mechanics, gardening, cooking and physical fitness in place of silly ass math 99% of us will never use. If they want that math  take it in high school.</p>
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<p>Professional track & field athletes will no longer be tested for drugs. Not worth the hassle.</p>
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<p>Kids will have to read before they can graduate high school.</p>
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<p>Moby Dick</p>
<p>Call Of The Wild</p>
<p>Grapes Of Wrath</p>
<p>Tale Of Two Cities</p>
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<p>O.J.Simpson will be taken out of the Hall Of Fame.</p>
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<p>The Pledge of Allegiance will be brought back to the schools. Yes...One Nation Under God.</p>
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<p>As your King my door (obviously security would be present) would always be open. You have a great idea for your fellow Americans we can kick it around. I'd be a compassionate King.</p>
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<p>Do we vote you into your kingdom or are you just gonna take it by  force?</p>
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<p>(trying to decide if I want to register or not)...</p>
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<p>while you're at your kingly duties - can you do something about the full body scanners at airports? I'm not opposed to them per se - but some people should NEVER be seen 'nekid'.</p>
 
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<br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>satfix</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/71298/when-i-become-king#post_1964469"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>Do we vote you into your kingdom or are you just gonna take it by  force?</p>
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<p>(trying to decide if I want to register or not)...</p>
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<p>while you're at your kingly duties - can you do something about the full body scanners at airports? I'm not opposed to them per se - but some people should NEVER be seen 'nekid'.</p>
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You vote for Presidents, remember I'm a King<span><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="width:16px;height:16px;"></span></p>
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<p>There will no longer be any kind of scanning at airports or anywhere else. My Royal Guard will be present anywhere we find groups of people. All experts in the field of homeland security.</p>
 
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<p>I need to see a self portrait of you with a crown before I am convinced! <span><img alt="cool.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/cool.gif"></span></p>
 
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>the kenyan</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/71298/when-i-become-king#post_1964506"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>I need to see a self portrait of you with a crown before I am convinced!<span><img alt="cool.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/cool.gif"></span></p>
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<p><a href="http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/2010/11/22/2366469.jpg%5B/IMG" target="_blank">http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/2010/11/22/2366469.jpg[/IMG</a>]</p>
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<p><a class="H-lightbox-open" href="http://www.kickrunners.com/content/type/61/id/63626/width/1000/height/800/flags/" target="_blank"><img alt="2366469.jpg" class="lightbox-enabled" data-id="24900" data-type="61" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/content/type/61/id/24900/width/300/height/225" style="; width: 300px; height: 225px"></a></p>
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<p>(fixed it for ya - Kings need geeks around- satfix<br><span style="display:none;"> </span><br><span style="display:none;"> </span></p>
 
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Brutal</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/71298/when-i-become-king#post_1964510"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p><br><br>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>the kenyan</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/71298/when-i-become-king#post_1964506"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>I need to see a self portrait of you with a crown before I am convinced!<span><img alt="cool.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/cool.gif"></span></p>
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<p><a href="http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/2010/11/22/2366469.jpg%5B/IMG" target="_blank">http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/2010/11/22/2366469.jpg[/IMG</a>]</p>
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<p><a class="H-lightbox-open" href="http://www.kickrunners.com/content/type/61/id/63626/width/1000/height/800/flags/" target="_blank"><img alt="2366469.jpg" class="lightbox-enabled" data-id="24900" data-type="61" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/content/type/61/id/24900/width/300/height/225" style="; width: 300px; height: 225px"></a></p>
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<p>(fixed it for ya - Kings need geeks around- satfix<br><span style="display:none;"> </span><br><span style="display:none;"> </span></p>
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How'd you do that?</p>
 
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1. copied your intended url for your pic</p>
<p>2. clicked on the lil' pic icon (5 icons left of smiley)</p>
<p>3. Clicked on "Image URL" tab</p>
<p>4. Pasted your url for your pic</p>
<p>5. Apply</p>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Brutal</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/71298/when-i-become-king#post_1964513"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><br><br><p><br><br>
How'd you do that?</p>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>satfix</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/71298/when-i-become-king#post_1964516"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p><br>
1. copied your intended url for your pic</p>
<p>2. clicked on the lil' pic icon (5 icons left of smiley)</p>
<p>3. Clicked on "Image URL" tab</p>
<p>4. Pasted your url for your pic</p>
<p>5. Apply</p>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Brutal</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/71298/when-i-become-king#post_1964513"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><br><br><p><br><br>
How'd you do that?</p>
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I think I can use a guy like you<span><img alt="icon_king.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/icon_king.gif" style="width:21px;height:22px;"></span></p>
 
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<br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>the kenyan</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/71298/when-i-become-king#post_1964506"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>I need to see a self portrait of you with a crown before I am convinced! <span><img alt="cool.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/cool.gif"></span></p>
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<p><br><a class="H-lightbox-open" href="http://www.kickrunners.com/content/type/61/id/63641/width/1000/height/800/flags/" target="_blank"><img alt="king.jpg" class="lightbox-enabled" data-id="15092" data-type="61" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/content/type/61/id/15092/width/400/height/260" style="; width: 400px; height: 260px"></a></p>
<p>see, I was thinking more like this</p>
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<p>:notworthy: All hail King Brutal.</p>
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<p>Shall we engage in a jolly rendition of God Save the King or is that too Anglo and invoking of a God which the King has said he's not certain he believes in.</p>
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<p>Hey King- can we get a ruling on this?</p>
 
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<p>I don't like the playoff for the NCAA.  I kinda prefer all that yappin' going around now. It's waay more fun.</p>
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<p>BTW you can get rid of Notre Dame and Dallas Cowboys though...that would be an imperial thing to do for the benefit of mankind.</p>
 
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<p>America will watch the Detroit Lions on Thanksgiving and like it !!!!</p>
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<p>Deal with what Lions fans have to deal with EVERY football weekend of the year...</p>
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<p>HA    HA    HA   HA    HA !!!!</p>
 
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