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If you were applying for a job that required a background check...<br><br><br><br>
What would they say about you?
 

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Me first:<br><img alt="icon_scratch.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/icon_scratch.gif"> Mike, eh? Normal guy. Quirky sense of humor.
 

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Stripper?<br>
Bomb Maker?<br>
Stripping Bomb Maker?
 

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You have to pass a credit check and a motor vehicle check to work where I work. We've been unable to hire programmers because of it. Oh, and there's that drug test thing. You'd think we contributed to national security. We sell sporting goods.
 

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Why should you have to pass a credit check? <img alt="confused.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/confused.gif"><br><br>
Surely you haven't got enough money, that's why you want to work for them!
 

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Stripper and art model. I spent lots of my time in college naked or drunk or naked and drunk. <img alt="banana.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/banana.gif">
 

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would you hire this man to work with children?<br><br><img alt="" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v671/bburgoyne26/bbcabin1.jpg" style="border:0px solid;">
 

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Me too!!!<br><br><br>
well, except for the stripper part...<br>
and the art model part...<br>
and the naked part...<br><br>
but the drunk part? for sure!! <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">
 

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Oh and to answer seriously, my job DID require a background check. And they hired me, so I've got that goin' for me, which is nice....
 

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<img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"><br><br>
Still bummed that I missed the opportunity to party with you in college.
 

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Yes but that was before you embarked on your shady life as an online rockstar cum secret photog spy.
 

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I work at a school. They require the FBI fingerprint check. Other than that the town gossip will get you before they have to research anything. They just mention it to the right person or two who live here and they'll hear all about anyone's personal history!<br>
Honestly they would find that I did not tolerate misogyny and idiocy in my early employ ( Worked as a parts manager, purchasing for construction related supplier, hmm for a *******-crew cutted- Marine seargent who fired me because I didn't have ( showoff) big boobs! .. I go t him fired 2 weeks after I left... Hahahah!)<br>
Now I work with little kids... molding young minds... Hmm!
 

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please tell us more about your bewbs.<br><br>
You don't tollerate idiocy but you became a school teacher? <img alt="confused.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/confused.gif"> Does.not.compute.
 
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