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Wading through resumes.

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<p>Gah.</p>
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<p>Not one of the lot are qualified for the job posting.  It is for an SAP integration specialist, and I got one clown internal to the company who is basically in a manual labour job sending me his resume.  Nothing wrong with that, but he lists his "Selling Points For The Job" (that was his heading, not mine) as "Muscle."</p>
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<p>Calgon, take me away.</p>
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<p>Better yet, Mr. Glenfiddich, take me away.</p>
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<p>Yah- I'm in a similar boat right now. I have two projects I need developers for: a PeopleSoft Developer and a PHP developer with experience in Symfony or Yii MVC frameworks. I cannot find any decent resumes after posting on Craigslist.</p>
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<p>The COO of my partner company says he's got an account at a job website that will allow me to gain access to resumes there. I think that's my next step.</p>
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How about hiring a microbiologist? I will submit my CV though I am completely unqualified. ;)<br>
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Yah- but I'd hire you for the possibility of sleeping with you...</p>
I like to fuck girls in their ears. You're into that, right?
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<p>  I'm a married man. I sleep with the BOSS every night!</p>
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 :laughing5:</p>
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They are. At least in my field, here, with the amount of experience I have. I'm waaaaaay over qualified for 90% of the jobs here, and because of an issue with job titles, I'm considered under qualified for the others. <img alt="huh.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/huh.gif"></div>
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You're underqualified for table dancer?</p>
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<p>*snort*</p>
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<p>Art/Creative Director. I've directed teams of designers on year long projects, but since it wasn't my <em>official</em> title, the experience doesn't count. <img alt="roll_eyes.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/roll_eyes.gif"></p>
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<br><br><p>Have you considered freelancing and subcontracting work OR setting up your own design agency?</p>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>katholeenie</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/71199/wading-through-resumes/25#post_1963927"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><br><p>I'll come up with something eventually. In the mean time I'm smoking lots of pot. <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"></p>
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<p><br><span>:shock:</span></p>
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