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Wading through resumes.

997 Views 26 Replies 11 Participants Last post by  Horrible Peanut
<p>Gah.</p>
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<p>Not one of the lot are qualified for the job posting.  It is for an SAP integration specialist, and I got one clown internal to the company who is basically in a manual labour job sending me his resume.  Nothing wrong with that, but he lists his "Selling Points For The Job" (that was his heading, not mine) as "Muscle."</p>
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<p>Calgon, take me away.</p>
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<p>Better yet, Mr. Glenfiddich, take me away.</p>
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<p>Technical jobs are always difficult to hire for because they're usually dead enders.  Management jobs are much more interesting because you're actually looking for some personality in the applicants, not just a body who stares at his shoes during the interview.</p>
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<p>Some of my more interesting resumes...</p>
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<p>A miner who was looking for a "scooptramp" position.  (It's a front end loader called a "scooptram"</p>
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<p>A guy who taped 50 cents to the application and told me to have a coffee on him.</p>
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