[Stitcher]

<img alt="" src="http://www.auburn.edu/~wolfsa1/images/catread.jpg" style="border:0px solid;">

 

[Yo Mikey]

Stitcher,<br><br>
I'm trying, but I can't with a clear conscience, make fun of someone's cat.

 

[ForceD]

<span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-size:medium;">After she got home from that nude triathlon bike ride, Doreen relaxed in her easy chair with a good book. As you can see she decided to put on a sweatshirt…<i>JUST</i> a sweatshirt…because we can still see her ‘cat’.</span></span>

 

[LeftRightRepeat]

Not content with the book-stand and Barcalounger, Oscar hired Maude to help with his afternoon reading.

 

[regiolanthe]

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[Yo Mikey]

Hands down -- winner!<br><br><br><br>
Just Love "Are you being served?"

 

[Stitcher]

<br>
It's my mom's cat. <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"><br><br>
That's Timothy II.<br><br>
He's "the second" because the first Timothy died many years ago. Tragically....heart attack (or something) while dad was holding him after a surgery to remove an eye (really, don't ask).<br><br>
So......<br>
MANY years go by, and mom won't get another cat, unless it's orange. She's particular, you see. Finally, a tiny stray orange kitten was found on the property of one of my dad's employees. She brought it in, and gave it to mom.<br><br>
Mom named him Timothy again....."because, he's gonna live to be nice and old. By that time, I'll be having trouble recalling names and faces, most likely. I'll probably flash back to years ago and call him Timothy in my senility. It might as well REALLY be his name."<br><br><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"><br><br>
They're reading the book that told all about the twin penises of some freakish centipede. REALLY REALLY....don't ask. <img alt="banana.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/banana.gif">

 

[Yo Mikey]

<br>
Oh, you can't get away with that, I have to ask........is this why the cat is licking his chops? Kitty P0rn?<br><br><img alt="surprised.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/surprised.gif">

 

[Boyerdavea]

He he he! Kitty P0rn. And dear old mom has a smile!

 

[Dougie Fresh]

I think the book sucks because they both look like they are asleep.

 

[Stitcher]

OK.......<br><br>
Dougie...actually....the cat's up there AFTER mom has already read about the double penises and we're all done laffing so hard we nearly all peed our pants.<br><br>
BUt, here's the story:<br><br>
Apparently, this entymologist dude and his friend were studying the mating habits of the HUGE centipedes from some "exotic" location. So, somehow they get these critters to go at it while being watched.<br><br>
Supposedly one of the dudes "startled" the centipedes, and they were um......forcefully or suddenly separated....and the OTHER dude noticed that the pee pee of the one bug was still in the other bug, no longer being attached to the bug-owner.<br><br>
:O<br><br>
Then....soon after, they then noticed that the owner of the pee pee had grown another one. So, upon further inspection they found that it wasn't regrown, it was just a spare.<br><br>
I tell ya....<br>
those bug scientists had WAY WAY too much time on their hands.