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<span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-size:medium;"><img alt="" src="http://www.swimwithjohnlester.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/cram1_edited.256115614_std.jpg" style="border:0px solid;"></span></span><br><br><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-size:medium;">Trish and Bob couldn’t decide if they wanted to become triathletes or synchronized swimmers.</span></span><br><br>
 

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(*cue music*)<br><br>
Y! M! C! A!<br><br>
(*end cue music*)
 

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Still overly fearful of open water, Pauline and Willie decide to enroll in the Halfway Immersion beginner seminar.
 

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Stitcher took mine <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"> Sadly, that's the first thing that came to my mind...
 

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Inspired by a recent viewing of The Sound of Music, Jim and Sally suddenly bust out in song and dance prior to the start of Roger and Hammerstein's Tri to Sing and Dance race.
 

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In a now annual tradition, two virgin triathletes are forced to perform a choreographed dance, and then are sacrificed to the gods of Kona.
 

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Praise Jeeeeeeezus!
 

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Little did you know...that's what we'll be doing at the super-secret swim clinic at GCT!
 

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Ummmmmmm......<br>
nobuddy said anything 'bout bringing partners to GCT!<br>
I have a hard enough time getting folks to come to LOCAL races.<br><br>
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Add this one to the list of things to do before May.<br><br>
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The RD realizes it was a real mistake to have his triathlon during the Superbowl.<br><br>
(Sorry, "TOUCHDOWN!" was the first thing that came to mind.)
 
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