[ForceD]

<span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-size:medium;"><img alt="" src="http://www.swimwithjohnlester.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/cram1_edited.256115614_std.jpg" style="border:0px solid;"></span></span><br><br><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-size:medium;">Trish and Bob couldn’t decide if they wanted to become triathletes or synchronized swimmers.</span></span><br><br>

 

[Stitcher]

(*cue music*)<br><br>
Y! M! C! A!<br><br>
(*end cue music*)

 

[mmoonptdeux]

Still overly fearful of open water, Pauline and Willie decide to enroll in the Halfway Immersion beginner seminar.

 

[LookiLoo]

Stitcher took mine <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"> Sadly, that's the first thing that came to my mind...

 

[Doug33]

Inspired by a recent viewing of The Sound of Music, Jim and Sally suddenly bust out in song and dance prior to the start of Roger and Hammerstein's Tri to Sing and Dance race.

 

[mmoonptdeux]

Sadly, same here...funny how that's gotten so ubiquitous

 

[LeftRightRepeat]

Launched from twin underwater cannons, Barbie and Billy focus in on the landing nets.<br><br>
--or--<br><br>
Mr. and Mrs. Smith were first to finish in the underwater whoopee contest.

 

[Snooze]

In a now annual tradition, two virgin triathletes are forced to perform a choreographed dance, and then are sacrificed to the gods of Kona.

 

[wipaddler]

With increased training Shamu can now skim two people above the water on his nose!!

 

[ericd256]

Tithers And Sheldon Are Photographed Doing The Super Secret Sheldon Swim Workout

 

[Tithers]

Praise Jeeeeeeezus!

 

[Tithers]

<br>
Little did you know...that's what we'll be doing at the super-secret swim clinic at GCT!

 

[Doug33]

Does that mean that I'll have to bring my wife to the clinic? Otherwise I may not have a partner.

 

[Stitcher]

Ummmmmmm......<br>
nobuddy said anything 'bout bringing partners to GCT!<br>
I have a hard enough time getting folks to come to LOCAL races.<br><br>
(*sigh*)<br>
Add this one to the list of things to do before May.<br><br>
lol

 

[Dougie Fresh]

The RD realizes it was a real mistake to have his triathlon during the Superbowl.<br><br>
(Sorry, "TOUCHDOWN!" was the first thing that came to mind.)