Things I won't be saying out loud today

altoids · Oct 27, 2010

<ol><li>My husband is a total butthead when he is sick.</li>
<li>The ultrasound my friend posted on Facebook of her grandson bears a striking resemblance to Hitler.</li>
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merigayle · Oct 27, 2010

LOL. To both of those.

go play in traffic · Nov 4, 2010

and so why the no saying of these things allowed?

airehead · Nov 4, 2010

lol.
 
I find some days there are a lot more things I don't say than I actually do say. Since silence is a rarity for me, most people assume I'm near death.

go play in traffic · Nov 4, 2010

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by airehead <a href="/forum/thread/70848/things-i-won-t-be-saying-out-loud-today#post_1959785"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a> lol.
 
I find some days there are a lot more things I don't say than I actually do say. Since silence is a rarity for me, most people assume I'm near death.
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 "Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference." - Mark Twain

wherestheportojohn · Nov 4, 2010

<img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="width:16px;height:16px;" title=""> 'toids
 
 
Things *I* won't be saying outloud, but which bounce around in my head every.single.day.
 
"Why did you think having children was a good thing?" [to many of the families in my building, as I glare at them during conferences] <img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/BangHead.gif" style="width:25px;height:20px;" title="">
 
"WHAT THE FUCK?" and/or "JUST SHUT UP" [to Aileen <img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/roll_eyes.gif" style="width:15px;height:15px;" title=""> ]

altoids · Nov 4, 2010

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by wherestheportojohn <a href="/forum/thread/70848/things-i-won-t-be-saying-out-loud-today#post_1959808"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a> .....
 
"WHAT THE FUCK?" and/or "JUST SHUT UP" [to Aileen <img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/roll_eyes.gif" style="width:15px;height:15px;" title=""> ]
 
 
 
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There are some meetings at work where I am sorely tempted.... <img alt="biggrin.gif" class="bbcode_smiley" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies//biggrin.gif">

airehead · Nov 4, 2010

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by altoids <a href="/forum/thread/70848/things-i-won-t-be-saying-out-loud-today#post_1959815"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a> 

 
There are some meetings at work where I am sorely tempted.... <img alt="biggrin.gif" class="bbcode_smiley" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies//biggrin.gif"> 

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 There are things I'm tempted to say to my Jr. (he's almost 20) But fear of featuring heavily in some future publication written by him deters me.

altoids · Nov 4, 2010

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by airehead <a href="/forum/thread/70848/things-i-won-t-be-saying-out-loud-today#post_1959817"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a> There are things I'm tempted to say to my Jr. (he's almost 20) But fear of featuring heavily in some future publication written by him deters me.
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 <img alt="biggrin.gif" class="bbcode_smiley" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies//biggrin.gif"> 
 
Sometimes the thought of my kids' future psychotherapists stifles my creativity! "Tell me more about your mother....''

Mrtambalynman · Nov 4, 2010

Shit my Dad Says should be about my life - well, back when I had a Dad.
 
Bill Shatner is no Dad though. 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by altoids <a href="/forum/thread/70848/things-i-won-t-be-saying-out-loud-today#post_1959820"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-right:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-bottom:0px solid;"></a> <img alt="biggrin.gif" class="bbcode_smiley" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies//biggrin.gif" style="width:1px;height:1px;">
 
Sometimes the thought of my kids' future psychotherapists stifles my creativity! "Tell me more about your mother....''
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runfishhunt · Nov 4, 2010

Some of my dad's favorite sayings:
"Your mouth is running like a birds ass in berry season"
"Don't tell your mother I said that"

airehead · Nov 4, 2010

Ha! Priceless! 
 
My mom used to say, "You're taking me to the asylum" in her native spanish
followed by cussing or curses upon my head. Haven't figured out which.
 
 
Mr Aire's dad used to say:
 
"Your older brother used to do that."
 
Mr Aire: "what older brother?"
 
Dad: "exactly."
 
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by runfishhunt <a href="/forum/thread/70848/things-i-won-t-be-saying-out-loud-today#post_1959828"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a> Some of my dad's favorite sayings:
"Your mouth is running like a birds ass in berry season"
"Don't tell your mother I said that"
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altoids · Nov 4, 2010

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Ha! Priceless! 
 
My mom used to say, "You're taking me to the asylum" in her native spanish
followed by cussing or curses upon my head. Haven't figured out which.
 
 
Mr Aire's dad used to say:
 
"Your older brother used to do that."
 
Mr Aire: "what older brother?"
 
Dad: "exactly."
 
 
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Love it!

wherestheportojohn · Nov 4, 2010

JEEBUS....guess who's on her way out here right now.
 
 
(to drop off a container of Chex Mix for Troll#1....yes...a 20 mile round trip to drop off chex mix...)
 
 
I'm gonna slip up one of these days, and just blurt out something horrible.
 
 
 
 
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coachie · Nov 4, 2010

Holy Balls! (won't be saying that outloud today)

airehead · Nov 4, 2010

In your profession, it's preferable to "whoa, nice t*ts." <img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif" title="">
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by coachie <a href="/forum/thread/70848/things-i-won-t-be-saying-out-loud-today#post_1959857"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a> Holy Balls! (won't be saying that outloud today)
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coachie · Nov 5, 2010

True. <img alt="smile.gif" class="bbcode_smiley" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies//smile.gif">
 
And, more likely to come out on accident, too.
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In your profession, it's preferable to "whoa, nice t*ts." <img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif" title="">
 
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