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<p>after many ponderings and discussions with my accomplice for part of the way and associates in various parts of the cuntry, I've figured out a relatively circuitous but effective route by which to transport my tail feathers from the Isle of Rhode to cowboyland and get some entertainment along the way.</p>
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<p>I'll be taking off monday and be spending the night somewhere in the vicinity of <strong>PITTSBURGH.</strong> Tuesday I'll be schlepping along I-70 and happening upon pitifully wonderful areas such as <strong>Columbus, Cincinatti,</strong> and <strong>Dayton</strong> during the day, before idealistically reaching the <strong>St. Louis</strong> area, at which time my associate must regrettably depart tuesday night/wednesday morning some time. </p>
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<p>Wednesday I'll waddle across the state to <strong>Kansas City</strong>, where I'll stay a day or two, fraternize with my mystery companion, go to the ballpark and observe that pitiful baseball team taking up arms against an even more pitiful baseball team. I'll probably be there till friday, at which point I'll schlepp up northward, possibly stoping in <strong>Topeka</strong> first to leave a flaming poop bag on the doorstep of the Westboro Baptist Church, then pick up I-80 in Nebraska.  I may either grind it out all day and try to make it by fri night or more likely stop over in Nebraska, maybe <strong>Kearney</strong> or <strong>North Platte,</strong> and finally arrive mid day saturday. </p>
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<p>Let know if any of you magnificent fuckernutters are in those areas, and I'll try to keep you updated with approximate ETAs so you can stand by the highway, lower your trousers, and extend your middle fingers as I pass through.  Any comically misleading PRT advice of possible trouble i can cause in those areas would be appreciated as well.</p>
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<p>Expect a relatively epic pictoral narrative when all is said and done ;)</p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>coachie</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69007/the-kenyan-s-preliminary-semi-final-official-road-trip-trajectory#post_1924906"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>You're going too far South!</p>
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<p>some Kenyan coachie pics hangin at Al's Oasis in Chamberlain would be legend (wait for it) dary.</p>
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I know <img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/sad5.gif" style="width:17px;height:16px;" title=""></p>
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<p>My original route had me on I-80 all the way, but the allure of hibbity jibbity is always enough to sway me from the path of righteousness</p>
 

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<p>Heh.  My brother lives in Kearney, NE. </p>
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<p>Wave hi as you pass through Columbus.</p>
 

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<p>If you are going through Lexington NB on the way to North Platte could you drop in at the Wal-Mart and give my regards to Roxanne in the tire department. She saved me a few years ago when I had 2 blown tires.</p>
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<p>She's the one with only 2 teeth...other than that she's right purty if yer lookin' for a woman.</p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>jcumming</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69007/the-kenyan-s-preliminary-semi-final-official-road-trip-trajectory#post_1925305"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>She's the one with only 2 teeth...other than that she's right purty if yer lookin' for a woman.</p>
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that doesnt narrow it down much <img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/huh.gif" style="width:15px;height:15px;" title=""></p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>the kenyan</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69007/the-kenyan-s-preliminary-semi-final-official-road-trip-trajectory#post_1925340"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><br><br><p><br><br>
that doesnt narrow it down much <img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/huh.gif" style="width:15px;height:15px;" title=""></p>
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Actually the average number of teeth per person in Lexington Nebraska was 16...it tapers off quickly as you pass North Platte towards the Wyoming state line.</p>
 
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