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-using the baby to get stuff "The baby REALLY wants a cheeseburger."<br><br>
-taking a bath and seeing a footprint on your tummy<br><br>
-bigger boobs<br><br>
-good hair<br><br>
-closer parking at certain places<br><br>
-man kind is nice to you more so than normal
 

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Getting told how great you look by random strangers, even if they are lying!<br><br>
Feeling your baby wiggle inside you.<br><br>
Food.*<br><br>
*provided you aren't suffering from morning sickness
 

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no protection, no consequence!!<br><br><img alt="banana.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/banana.gif">
 

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Stretch marks.<br>
Furry bellies.<br>
Hormone wackiness.<br>
Sore backs.<br>
Not knowing if you your water just broke or if you peed yourself...<br><br>
Give me a minute and I'll think of more.
 

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Grizz, delete Gomie's post, STAT!<br><br><img alt="tongue1.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/tongue1.gif">
 

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-Napping any time you want (note this does not happen with 3 kids)<br><br>
-Wearing funny shirts to let everyone know you are a professional watermelon smuggler
 

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Giant, perky boobs!<br>
Shiny, lucious hair.<br>
Increased libido.<br>
Feeling the baby move.<br>
The power to be the one to choose where you eat every.single.time. <img alt="headbang.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/headbang.gif">
 

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And the month(s) leading up to the positive test are awesome!!<br><br>
But, wait, what happens at month 8 or 9?? I don't recall anything bad. <img alt="uhoh2.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/uhoh2.gif">
 

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Don't forget about those single pregnant moms! They are sexy and need loving too.<br><br><br><br>
We never use protection...crap maybe that's why I'm pregnant.
 

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You know it's the time when you really want to do it but you have like one position to do it in.
 
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