[bikegirl72]

-using the baby to get stuff "The baby REALLY wants a cheeseburger."<br><br>
-taking a bath and seeing a footprint on your tummy<br><br>
-bigger boobs<br><br>
-good hair<br><br>
-closer parking at certain places<br><br>
-man kind is nice to you more so than normal

 

[QuixoticNotions]

k

 

[luckylily]

Getting told how great you look by random strangers, even if they are lying!<br><br>
Feeling your baby wiggle inside you.<br><br>
Food.*<br><br>
*provided you aren't suffering from morning sickness

 

[HighHeat]

no protection, no consequence!!<br><br><img alt="banana.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/banana.gif">

 

[luckylily]

oh, and BELLY PHOTOS!!!! So much fun to watch yourself grow.

 

[imgomer]

Stretch marks.<br>
Furry bellies.<br>
Hormone wackiness.<br>
Sore backs.<br>
Not knowing if you your water just broke or if you peed yourself...<br><br>
Give me a minute and I'll think of more.

 

[solitude]

Grizz, delete Gomie's post, STAT!<br><br><img alt="tongue1.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/tongue1.gif">

 

[luckylily]

ooh, and at the end, they give you a baby (or two!) and let you take it home with you and keep it!

 

[bikegirl72]

Forgeting stuff like it's your job because the baby is using your oxygen.

 

[luckylily]

<img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">

 

[bikegirl72]

-Napping any time you want (note this does not happen with 3 kids)<br><br>
-Wearing funny shirts to let everyone know you are a professional watermelon smuggler

 

[luckylily]

an excuse to eat fried pickles!

 

[imgomer]

Indigestion.<br>
Migraines.<br>
No sushi binges.

 

[HighHeat]

<br>
okay, maybe only a <b><i>great</i></b> thing until month 8 or 9 rolls around...

 

[QuixoticNotions]

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[solitude]

Giant, perky boobs!<br>
Shiny, lucious hair.<br>
Increased libido.<br>
Feeling the baby move.<br>
The power to be the one to choose where you eat every.single.time. <img alt="headbang.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/headbang.gif">

 

[solitude]

And the month(s) leading up to the positive test are awesome!!<br><br>
But, wait, what happens at month 8 or 9?? I don't recall anything bad. <img alt="uhoh2.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/uhoh2.gif">

 

[bikegirl72]

<br>
Don't forget about those single pregnant moms! They are sexy and need loving too.<br><br><br><br>
We never use protection...crap maybe that's why I'm pregnant.

 

[bikegirl72]

<br>
You know it's the time when you really want to do it but you have like one position to do it in.

 

[imgomer]

<b>ttwtcs!</b>