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The little girl I'm watching for my friend today...is SO constipated that she has a hemmroid. I just discovered this when she was screaming like a banshee and I had no idea why. Then I smelled it...then I tried to change her diaper.<br><br>
The snacks her mom sent with her? Milk, cheetos and peanut butter crackers.<br><br>
Needless to say, I've given her 3 entire boxes of raisins, and two cups of apple juice, blueberries and apple...<br><br>
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This woman has competed in triathalons and is obviously smart...she can run her own business. But who feeds a 2 year old with constipation milk, cheetos and peanut butter crackers???<br><br>
I'm thinking I should invite little girl over for the day more often. I'll fill her chock full of cranberries...
 

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Maybe the little one needs more running around. Kinda like getting things moving.
 

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Coffee. Give the poor girl some coffee.<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>
Wha????<br>
It works for me.
 

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I was thinking the same thing...<br><br>
bad parents, bad, bad parents.
 

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<img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"> Dude, I totally would...<br><br>
Poor little thing!!
 

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Can you whip up a mocha? It's like chocolate milk with the relaxant in it!<br><br>
Poor little girl. Maybe the mom should spend some time with her kid maybe she would know she has a baby 'roid.
 

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will she eat popcorn with a lot of melted butter on it? or bread with melted butter on it? Butter works good for loosening things up
 

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I was about to say I wouldn't go playing doctor with anyone else's kid but then I realized I'd just be meddlesome.<br><br>
So good luck with that.
 

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Poor sweetie.
 

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How old is she? Can you give her a bath? If yeah, mix warm water with epsom salt and soak for a while. If that doesn't help you can always ingest some epsom salt. <img alt="sad.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/sad.gif"> taken from personal experience.
 
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