[Mrtambalynman]

<p>DD1 is now singing "All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth!"</p>
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[Ileneforward]

<p>You punched your DD?   </p>

 

[Mrtambalynman]

<p>No I ripped a tooth out of her mouth?  Why, should I have decked her to shake the bugger loose?<br><br>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Ileneforward</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/71227/so-its-official#post_1963541"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-right:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-bottom:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>You punched your DD?   </p>
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[Horrible Peanut]

<p>That's horrible! Christmas is not a time for punching your kids.</p>
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<p>You should kick them and throttle them.</p>

 

[Mrtambalynman]

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It's like 35 sleeps until Christmas - can't I still discipline my children?<br>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Horrible Peanut</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/71227/so-its-official#post_1963591"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-right:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-bottom:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>That's horrible! Christmas is not a time for punching your kids.</p>
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<p>You should kick them and throttle them.</p>
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[Horrible Peanut]

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It's like 35 sleeps until Christmas - can't I still discipline my children?<br>
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<p>That's what the kicking and throttling are for.</p>
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<p>I know you usually use those just for sport instead of discipline, but we all have to make sacrifices around the holiday season.</p>
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<p>For sport- have you tried burning them with hot coffee spoons and cigars?</p>

 

[Mrtambalynman]

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I don't smoke. But that sounds like fun, should I start?<br>
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It's like 35 sleeps until Christmas - can't I still discipline my children?<br>
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<p>That's what the kicking and throttling are for.</p>
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<p>I know you usually use those just for sport instead of discipline, but we all have to make sacrifices around the holiday season.</p>
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<p>For sport- have you tried burning them with hot coffee spoons and cigars?</p>
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[Horrible Peanut]

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I don't smoke. But that sounds like fun, should I start?</p>
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<p>No time like the present. May I suggest a thicker Parejo shape for the use of burning children under 12 years of age?</p>
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[Mrtambalynman]

<p>Really?  I would think that something smaller would be more suitable for the younguns. <br><br>
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I don't smoke. But that sounds like fun, should I start?</p>
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<p>No time like the present. May I suggest a thicker Parejo shape for the use of burning children under 12 years of age?</p>
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[Horrible Peanut]

<p>Yah- that's what I thought initially too- but the wider tube means to for a larger distribution of heat. They respond more to the fear. Older children have the honor of the cigarello- Small tube, high heat. Tiny but more painful scar.</p>

 

[Mrtambalynman]

<p>Your knowledge is boundless.  I am in awe.  You will make a fine father. <br><br>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Horrible Peanut</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/71227/so-its-official#post_1964728"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-right:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-bottom:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>Yah- that's what I thought initially too- but the wider tube means to for a larger distribution of heat. They respond more to the fear. Older children have the honor of the cigarello- Small tube, high heat. Tiny but more painful scar.</p>
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