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<p>I was feelin down last night. (the mono)</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Told mrs. coach, "I'm gonna shower and go to bed."</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Before I shower, I look in the mirror.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>I think "I need to shave".</p>
<p> </p>
<p>So I get the stuff out to shave my face,</p>
<p> </p>
<p>and I think "I should really trim the goatee"</p>
<p> </p>
<p>So I get the beard trimmer...it's out of batteries.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>I go get new batteries.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Look at myself in the mirror, and think "If I'm fresh shaved, and trimmed, my hair is going to look fuzzy."</p>
<p> </p>
<p>So, I go get the hair clippers.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>I buzzed my hair off.</p>
<p>Shaved my face</p>
<p>Trimmed my goatee</p>
<p>took a shower</p>
<p>went to bed.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>When the mrs came to bed, I was like a new man! (except I was still tired from the mono)</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Funny how when you start to do one thing, and end up doing a bunch of other stuff.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Told mrs. coach, "I'm gonna shower and go to bed."</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Before I shower, I look in the mirror.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>I think "I need to shave".</p>
<p> </p>
<p>So I get the stuff out to shave my face,</p>
<p> </p>
<p>and I think "I should really trim the goatee"</p>
<p> </p>
<p>So I get the beard trimmer...it's out of batteries.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>I go get new batteries.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Look at myself in the mirror, and think "If I'm fresh shaved, and trimmed, my hair is going to look fuzzy."</p>
<p> </p>
<p>So, I go get the hair clippers.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>I buzzed my hair off.</p>
<p>Shaved my face</p>
<p>Trimmed my goatee</p>
<p>took a shower</p>
<p>went to bed.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>When the mrs came to bed, I was like a new man! (except I was still tired from the mono)</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Funny how when you start to do one thing, and end up doing a bunch of other stuff.</p>