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<p>I was feelin down last night. (the mono)</p>
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<p>Told mrs. coach, "I'm gonna shower and go to bed."</p>
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<p>Before I shower, I look in the mirror.</p>
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<p>I think "I need to shave".</p>
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<p>So I get the stuff out to shave my face,</p>
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<p>and I think "I should really trim the goatee"</p>
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<p>So I get the beard trimmer...it's out of batteries.</p>
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<p>I go get new batteries.</p>
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<p>Look at myself in the mirror, and think "If I'm fresh shaved, and trimmed, my hair is going to look fuzzy."</p>
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<p>So, I go get the hair clippers.</p>
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<p>I buzzed my hair off.</p>
<p>Shaved my face</p>
<p>Trimmed my goatee</p>
<p>took a shower</p>
<p>went to bed.</p>
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<p>When the mrs came to bed, I was like a new man!  (except I was still tired from the mono)</p>
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<p>Funny how when you start to do one thing, and end up doing a bunch of other stuff.</p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>yar</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/70135/so-i-went-to-bed-last-night#post_1945470"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>....if you give a mouse a cookie....</p>
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<p>yar</p>
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA <I just went my knickers> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA</p>
 

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dude,</p>
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<p>I stopped drinkin like over a year ago!</p>
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<p><img alt=":)" class="bbcode_smiley" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies//smile.gif" title=":)"></p>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Tech Tee</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/70135/so-i-went-to-bed-last-night#post_1945656"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>So, I read this thread title as</p>
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<p>"So, I wet the bed last night".</p>
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