[coachie]

<p>I was feelin down last night. (the mono)</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Told mrs. coach, "I'm gonna shower and go to bed."</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Before I shower, I look in the mirror.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>I think "I need to shave".</p>
<p> </p>
<p>So I get the stuff out to shave my face,</p>
<p> </p>
<p>and I think "I should really trim the goatee"</p>
<p> </p>
<p>So I get the beard trimmer...it's out of batteries.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>I go get new batteries.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Look at myself in the mirror, and think "If I'm fresh shaved, and trimmed, my hair is going to look fuzzy."</p>
<p> </p>
<p>So, I go get the hair clippers.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>I buzzed my hair off.</p>
<p>Shaved my face</p>
<p>Trimmed my goatee</p>
<p>took a shower</p>
<p>went to bed.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>When the mrs came to bed, I was like a new man!  (except I was still tired from the mono)</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Funny how when you start to do one thing, and end up doing a bunch of other stuff.</p>

 

[yar]

<p>....if you give a mouse a cookie....</p>
<p> </p>
<p>yar</p>

 

[AlaMichele]

<p>I figured you were going to say the wife hollered at you when she came to bed because of all the hair you left in the bathroom.</p>

 

[wherestheportojohn]

<br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>yar</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/70135/so-i-went-to-bed-last-night#post_1945470"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>....if you give a mouse a cookie....</p>
<p> </p>
<p>yar</p>
</div>
</div>
<p><br><br>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA <I just went my knickers> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA</p>

 

[coachie]

<p>Exactly.  We also have... "If you take a mouse to school" at our house.. which the boys really like.</p>

 

[Tech Tee]

<p>So, I read this thread title as</p>
<p> </p>
<p>"So, I wet the bed last night".</p>

 

[coachie]

<p><br><br>
dude,</p>
<p> </p>
<p>I stopped drinkin like over a year ago!</p>
<p> </p>
<p><img alt="" class="bbcode_smiley" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies//smile.gif" title=""></p>
<div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Tech Tee</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/70135/so-i-went-to-bed-last-night#post_1945656"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>So, I read this thread title as</p>
<p> </p>
<p>"So, I wet the bed last night".</p>
</div>
</div>
<br><br>

 

[Buxtehude]

<p>I too went to bed last night.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>It's like we're twins!</p>