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Should I fake a seizure and leave work?

  • Yes, get thee out the door

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  • No, suck it up and work you slacker

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Discussion Starter · #1 ·
Fake a seizure here at work?<br><br>
It's effin gorgeous outside and I'm just not feelin the love here at my desk.
 

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Go for it. Life's too short.<br><br>
I earlier asked one of my customers, a cop, to cuff me and take me out. He wouldn't go for it. <img alt="sad.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/sad.gif">
 

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I find the "migraine" excuse is easier and doesn't result in a lot of extra trouble. Might wanna try that one.<br><br>
But yeah, take off <img alt="smile.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif"> It's too nice outside to work.
 

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Okay, if you get pinpointed you're doing it too often. <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"> (You should never be recognized as someone who misses a lot of work. And go to work sick if you aren't contagious, but are very sadly and apparently sick.<br>
That's what allows you to take off whenever you REALLY want to and go ride bikes or run in the nice weather <img alt="smile.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif">
 

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Tell them you have diareha and you might poop your pants. <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"><br><br>
You are welcome.
 

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if you go with the fake seizure...can you please video it and post it? it would probably prove to be fairly entertaining.
 

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It's tough because you can't really be sure if they're faking it or not. If you call them on it, you look like a meanie!<br><br>
Urgh.<br><br>
Now <b><i><span style="text-decoration:underline;">I</span></i></b> have a migraine!
 

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Done. The google wasn't too bad. Many of the pics were a bit unsavory.<br><br>
A seizure would be way easier to fake.
 

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<i>One of these things is not the like others...One of these things..doesn't belong. Can you tell which thing is not like the others...before I finish my song....</i><br><br><br>
Yeah, first things are fake. Migraine men totally exist. <img alt="roll_eyes.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/roll_eyes.gif"><br><br><br><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"><br><br><br><i>Can you guess which of these things is not like the others...</i>
 
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