[Complete Pete]

Fake a seizure here at work?<br><br>
It's effin gorgeous outside and I'm just not feelin the love here at my desk.

 

[mrscoby78]

Go for it. Life's too short.<br><br>
I earlier asked one of my customers, a cop, to cuff me and take me out. He wouldn't go for it. <img alt="sad.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/sad.gif">

 

[QuixoticNotions]

I find the "migraine" excuse is easier and doesn't result in a lot of extra trouble. Might wanna try that one.<br><br>
But yeah, take off <img alt="smile.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif"> It's too nice outside to work.

 

[Complete Pete]

What self respecting man would refuse to cuff a woman per her request?

 

[Buxtehude]

We have a migraine lady here at work. She's home today. With a migraine.

 

[OakDawg]

Its snowing out.<br><br><br>
Screw you all!

 

[QuixoticNotions]

Okay, if you get pinpointed you're doing it too often. <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"> (You should never be recognized as someone who misses a lot of work. And go to work sick if you aren't contagious, but are very sadly and apparently sick.<br>
That's what allows you to take off whenever you REALLY want to and go ride bikes or run in the nice weather <img alt="smile.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif">

 

[bikegirl72]

Tell them you have diareha and you might poop your pants. <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"><br><br>
You are welcome.

 

[dcoroner77]

How about some digestive ailment. Maybe some nice vomiting. No one wants a pukey person around.

 

[Zade]

if you go with the fake seizure...can you please video it and post it? it would probably prove to be fairly entertaining.

 

[lelly]

I have two migraine ladies at work, and they both report to me. I hate the migraine excuse!

 

[Buxtehude]

It's tough because you can't really be sure if they're faking it or not. If you call them on it, you look like a meanie!<br><br>
Urgh.<br><br>
Now <b><i><span style="text-decoration:underline;">I</span></i></b> have a migraine!

 

[Buxtehude]

Are there any migraine men? That occurred to me allofasudden.

 

[solitude]

Heavens, yes!!<br><br>
And they are MUCH worse than the migraine ladies.

 

[Complete Pete]

Easter Bunny<br><br><br>
Loch Ness<br><br><br><br>
Honest Politican<br><br><br><br>
Migrain men

 

[gumbee]

How about a nice case of fungoids and tremens?

 

[Buxtehude]

How's about a raging case of <i>favus?</i><br><br>
I dare you to google it.

 

[Complete Pete]

Done. The google wasn't too bad. Many of the pics were a bit unsavory.<br><br>
A seizure would be way easier to fake.

 

[solitude]

<i>One of these things is not the like others...One of these things..doesn't belong. Can you tell which thing is not like the others...before I finish my song....</i><br><br><br>
Yeah, first things are fake. Migraine men totally exist. <img alt="roll_eyes.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/roll_eyes.gif"><br><br><br><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"><br><br><br><i>Can you guess which of these things is not like the others...</i>

 

[QuixoticNotions]

What are you still doing at work? <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">