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An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden,<br>
but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent,<br>
who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:<br><br>
Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year.<br>
I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be<br>
over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me. . . Love, Dad<br><br>
A few days later he received a letter from his son:<br>
Dear Dad, Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies. . .Love, Vinnie<br><br>
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived at Vinny's Dad's house<br>
and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.<br>
They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man<br>
received another letter from his son:<br><br>
Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I<br>
could do under the circumstances . . . I Love you, Vinnie
but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent,<br>
who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:<br><br>
Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year.<br>
I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be<br>
over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me. . . Love, Dad<br><br>
A few days later he received a letter from his son:<br>
Dear Dad, Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies. . .Love, Vinnie<br><br>
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived at Vinny's Dad's house<br>
and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.<br>
They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man<br>
received another letter from his son:<br><br>
Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I<br>
could do under the circumstances . . . I Love you, Vinnie