<p>So I pull up to my local state park to run on my lunch break and find I forgot my shorts. What would you do? Bag the run? I decided to forgo the stiches, and ran in my underwear. Nylon camoflouge undies thank you. Only passed one other runner. He didn't seem to notice. In my defense, however, he passed me from behind. My wiener popped out couple of times at first till I worked out the logistics of the whole thing. It's all good. Any of you have similar stories? Or worse? </p>