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<p>So I pull up to my local state park to run on my lunch break and find I forgot my shorts. What would you do? Bag the run? I decided to forgo the stiches, and ran in my underwear. Nylon camoflouge undies thank you. Only passed one other runner. He didn't seem to notice. In my defense, however, he passed me from behind. My wiener popped out couple of times at first till I worked out the logistics of the whole thing. It's all good. Any of you have similar stories? Or worse? </p>
 

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<p>I routinely run in just running shorts over the summer which may reveal even more than what you wore, but they at least have a liner for "containment."  I do have a shorty short pair of running shorts (from the 90's) that I keep in the trunk of my car for when I forget my regular shorts. (I have a whole bag of backup run attire in my trunk at all times -- stuff I hate to wear but will in a pinch.)  I try to run close to dark when I wear that set.</p>
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<p>If I was in your situation, I'd have gone home to run. I'm not THAT bold! Maybe I'm not as dedicated as I think I am.</p>
 

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<p>The kilt was a good test in modesty.  I failed repeatedly.</p>
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<p>BTW- "My wiener popped out..." caused a shower of beer to be sprayed all over my monitor.  <img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/lol.gif" title=""></p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Last Place Jason</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69440/running-in-the-buff-or-near-to-it#post_1932965"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p> </p>
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<p>BTW- "My wiener popped out..." caused a shower of beer to be sprayed all over my monitor.  <img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/lol.gif" title=""></p>
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<p>Nope, never done that!</p>
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<p>I only stopped by since this was the first thread showing in the preview thing! </p>
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<p>When I start training for my 50K maybe I will wander back in here again.</p>
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<p>Off to the PRT!</p>
 

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<p>That is pretty funny. I actually did the same thing one time. I stopped by some local trails on my way home from work, but alas I had forgotten my shorts. Unlike you, I was wearing some that were of the white and tight variety, but I said what the heck and went out any ways. I did pass some hikers that must have thought I was a bit crazy as I was shirtless and in my undies, but I am sure they will survive. I didn't have any "wiener issues", but my wife did take a picture of me all sweaty and in my briefs when I got home so that I can never really live it down. Funny thing about it all is that I really enjoyed the run ... going to have to try a truly buff run some night.</p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Buddo</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69440/running-in-the-buff-or-near-to-it#post_1932949"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-right:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-bottom:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>My wiener popped out couple of times at first till I worked out the logistics of the whole thing.</p>
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<p>I hate when that happens because I keep steppin' on it...<img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/banana.gif" style="width:33px;height:35px;" title=""><br><br>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>The_Professor</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69440/running-in-the-buff-or-near-to-it#post_1933547"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p> </p>
<p>I hate when that happens because I keep steppin' on it...<img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/banana.gif" style="width:33px;height:35px;" title=""><br><br>
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<p>wait, you were running with Buddo and stepped on his wiener?</p>
 

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<p>Running down the trail after climbing, my climbing partner decided he was way too hot so stripped down to his underwear.  We passed a group of teenage girls hiking up the trail.  My partner was a hundred feet ahead of me so just as the group passed me all I heard them discussing " the creepy dude in the underwear". </p>
<p>Since then, my partner decided that it worked so well that all climbs should finish that way, at least he strips down to boxers instead of briefs.  He gives me a hard time for actually wearing running shorts.</p>
 

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<p>this thread was worth opening <img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/lol.gif" title=""></p>
 
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