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<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="color:#000080;"><span style="color:#000080;"><span style="font-family:'&quot';"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="color:#000000;">I was sent this by a friend - I am not sure how well it will translate but Delia is the perfect cook and has hosted her own show for years ( Think Betty Crocker - I know that Betty Crocker is made up but you get my drift )<br><br>
Neil</span></span></span><br><br><br><br></span></span></span></span></span> <b><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-family:'&quot';"><b>Subject:</b></span></span></span></b> <span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-family:'&quot';">Real woman v Delia <span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="color:#0000FF;">Smith</span></span></span></span></span><br><br><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-family:'&quot';">Delia's Way</span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-family:'&quot';"><br>
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips. <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><br><br>
The Real Woman's Way</span><br>
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway. <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><br><br>
Delia's Way</span><br>
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.<br><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><br>
The Real Woman's Way</span><br>
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year. <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><br><br>
Delia's Way</span><br>
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><br><br>
The Real Woman's Way</span><br>
Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions. <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><br><br>
Delia's Way</span><br>
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.</span></span></span><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-family:'&quot';"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">The Real Woman's Way</span><br>
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.' <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><br><br>
Delia's Way</span><br>
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><br><br>
The Real Woman's Way</span><br>
It could keep forever. Who eats it?<br><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><br>
Delia's Way</span><br>
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><br><br>
The Real Woman's Way</span><br>
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a flying banana! <i><br>
Finally the most important tip - my favourite!</i> <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><br><br>
Delia's Way</span><br>
Freeze left over wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles<br><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><br>
The Real Woman's Way</span><br>
Left over wine???? Hellooo</span></span></span>
 

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sounds like she's our Martha Stewart<br><br>
if so then no,that's not real people. I saw an article just yesterday about how the 'real' people on her show are actually people who work them.
 

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LOL...<br><br>
That's my kind of a headache cure...and leftover wine. Uh OK. <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">
 

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I was reading this when my boss walked in. She said, "you sure do look like you're having a good time working."<br><br>
Thanks for the laugh.
 

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"The Real Woman's Way<br>
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.' "<br><br>
I said just the other night--you have a choice for dinner: take it or leave it.
 
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