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Just to give you all a head's up, almost everything folks will post about the happenings at this 182 mile relay race are <b>not</b> true. I will set the record straight after they start with their tall tales! <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">
 

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Oh and I forgot to mention, the photos will probably be photoshopped!! <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">
 

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Yeah, like I'd ever wear a pink skirt.
 

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SKIRT Beererg, skirt <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">
 

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I'm looking forward to the accounts of the weekend....... I hope FastForward will include his take too <img alt="smile.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif">
 

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Oh my gosh!! I forgot!! His report will probably be the most fictional!! <img alt="shock.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/shock.gif">
 

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What a beautiful morning! Do we keep running now?<br><br><img alt="" src="http://i29.tinypic.com/2uxw7sn.jpg" style="border:0px solid;">
 

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Usually the first to disclaim is the one with the most to hide or lose!
 

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So, Dirt's report isn't true? I knew the voidness of detail meant he was bluffing!<br><br><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">
 

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oh, ilene has absolutely nothing to hide <img alt="smile.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif"><br><br>
...for instance, what could ilene possibly have to hide regarding this innocent shot of perch and skip at our carb-loading party? as a matter-of-fact, i think at this very moment ilene was back in the hot tub...<br><br><img alt="" src="http://lh3.google.com/mcsolar99/R8yYnSgVjSI/AAAAAAAAADo/2c0jB9GBmRY/steve_shirt.JPG?imgmax=512" style="border:0px solid;">
 

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Is Perch drooling on himself or did Ilene give him a hug after a hot tub round?
 

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<b>Ileneforward Rule</b>: The welcoming committee shall consist of an attractive female in a string bikini. She must rise from the hot tub and warmly embrace newly arrived teammates.<br><br><b>DAAve Rule</b>: Astrophysicists are not allowed to drive the van, and should be assigned personal assistants to look after their personal belongings (i.e. shorts).<br><br><b>Mustang Sal Rule</b>: Runners must demurely deny any intention of racing and then proceed to blow away pre-race pace estimates.<br><br><b>Maggie</b> (world's nicest doggie) <b>Rule</b>: Stay out of the pool! If perchance you stray into the pool, GET OUT IMMEDIATELY!<br><br><b>SkipAZ Rule</b>: Racing 'till you burp is frowned upon, but tolerated; racing to the point of hospitalization is verboten!<br><br><b>Perchcreek Rule</b>: No matter how disarmingly & delightful a North Carolinan may be, do not allow him to run more than 2 miles on the morning of the race. <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"><br><br><b>Soundie Rule</b>: Assign the hottest female to the finishing anchor spot when crowds and media are on hand -- bonus points for body jewelry!<br><br><b>Dirt Rule:</b> Every relay team must have an ultramarathon wacko. They provide "cred" for the team, despite their idiosyncracies. Plus, they are used to going without sleep and don't take up much room (sitting up) in the van.<br><br><b>Fastforward Rule:</b> Treat all female teammates with Sir Lancelot charm. Accept race baton with a diffident air, then turn and mow down competitors with authority.<br><br><b>Ellen Rule:</b> The home base Queen of Hospitality shall be honored with team members' sincere efforts to clean up after multiple meals and showers.<br><br><b>Econo Rule:</b> The van must be equipped with a muzzle for all economists, to silence excited pre- and post-race chitter-chatter.<br><br><b>Evanflein Rules I and II:</b> Stock the van with smelling salts for swooning male teammates of Alaskan Scandanavian Amazons. Also, no post-race run may exceed 15 miles.<br><br><b>mcsolar rule:</b> the race captain must exhibit the proper blend of patience, diplomacy, lanky good looks, and wicked humor. and run insanely fast.<br><br><b>San Soos Rule:</b> Every team must have a beautiful forest sprite who runs like the wind and engenders admiration from competing teams. Have a sharpie ready so she can sign autographs!
 

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<b>dAAve is going to be famous.</b> You read it here first. He has invented the particle decelerator. It took a physicist to discover that if you slam on the brakes hard enough while spinning a van over a cattle guard in a U-turn, the neatly packed contents of the van will disassemble themselves into their component sub-atomic parts and re-distribute themselves throughout the van into a level slush of stinky running gear.<br><br>
Or maybe that part just happened when Perch started hunting for his shades. Again.
 

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I am not sure where to post the non-jocular congratulations to this team, but I will start here. I am very happy for all of you who competed, ran so well and took home the prize. It was a terrific team, not only in talent, but in spirit and personality. What a thrill and a great deal of fun it must have been for all of you. Nice going. Spareribs
 

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...I think econo nailed it//........
 

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Loved this and all the related Ragnar threads! Great pix and videos. You guys are not only awesome runners but hilarious as all get out...and everyone is so good looking! You have every right to be proud of yourselves and your achievements.
 
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