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<p>After an entire day with a negative employee, I need to take a stress dump of sorts and this just might work, so here goes!</p>
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<p>Fuck the Earth! I hope I leave a gigantic carbon ass print that is visible from outer space.</p>
 

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<p>Hey, you ... if you go somewhere to eat and somebody brings your drinks, clears plates away (mulitiple times) before you leave the restaurant, and engages in small talk with you when that seems appropriate you just might want to leave a friggin tip if you don't want to be looked at as a cheap freakin' ingrate.</p>
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<p>.... is that self-serving enough?</p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>runfishhunt</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69127/post-your-selfish-self-serving-ignorant-comments-and-viewpoints-here#post_1926890"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>Anyone who doesn't agree with my view on all things is obviously a moron and needs their ass kicked.</p>
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Screw you and the horse you rode in on!  <img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/wink.gif" style="width:16px;height:16px;" title="">  :-D</p>
 

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<p>Some affirmations from <span style="text-decoration:underline;">Today I will Nourish my Inner Martyr</span></p>
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<p>·Today I will equate material possessions with love.<br>
·Today I will taunt others until they cry, then tell them they are too sensitive.<br>
·Today I will make a new friend based solely on how he or she can further my career.<br>
·Today I will respect my need to sabotage everyone else's success.<span style="display:none;"> </span></p>
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<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Today I will Indulge my Inner Glutton</span>:</p>
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<p>Today I will allow myself to fall peacefully asleep while watching my favorite exercise video.</p>
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<p><img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/wav.gif" style="width:225px;height:33px;" title=""><br><span style="display:none;"> </span></p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>wherestheportojohn</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69127/post-your-selfish-self-serving-ignorant-comments-and-viewpoints-here#post_1926952"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><br><p>and</p>
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<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Today I will Indulge my Inner Glutton</span>:</p>
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<p>Today I will allow myself to fall peacefully asleep while watching my favorite exercise video.</p>
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kind of like this?</p>
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<p><span style="display:none;"> </span><span style="display:none;"> </span><strong><em>Today I will taunt others until they cry, then tell them they are too sensitive.</em></strong><br>
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<p>That is just soooo cool.  I'm doin' it...all freakin' day.</p>
 

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<p>you've sponged off your family for 2 f'ing years and I should save $$ to attend you wedding in a foreign country??  while you've lived as a single mommy and collected from the state, baby daddy builds you a home.  f* that!!</p>
 

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<br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>fox-runr</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69127/post-your-selfish-self-serving-ignorant-comments-and-viewpoints-here#post_1926976"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>you've sponged off your family for 2 f'ing years and I should save $$ to attend you wedding in a foreign country?? </p>
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Canada - not as far from Wisconsin as you'd think. ;)</p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>purple hayes</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69127/post-your-selfish-self-serving-ignorant-comments-and-viewpoints-here#post_1927015"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-right:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-bottom:0px solid;"></a><br><br><br><br><p><br>
Canada - not as far from Wisconsin as you'd think. ;)</p>
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or you'd like. </p>
 

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<p>I finally got my effing confirmation email so I am all set for Monday.</p>
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<p>I am the KING!</p>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>jcumming</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69127/post-your-selfish-self-serving-ignorant-comments-and-viewpoints-here#post_1927770"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p><strong><em>Today I will laugh at fat people.</em></strong></p>
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It is open season if you're at the Wisconsin State Fair, buster!</p>
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<p><em>along with mullets and hillbillies and drunks</em></p>
 

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<p>I would leave a nice tip if I actually got service.  If the restaurant is nearly empty (ie waitress isn't swamped) I expect more than my order taken, food served, and check dropped off.  My empty glass sitting at the edge of the table was a hint that I wanted a refill.  And even though we both ordered fries, there was no ketchup.  You do the minimum, you get the minimum.</p>
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<p>And while I'm on a roll...</p>
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<p>If I go into your bike shop to buy Gu for my triathlon, don't tell me that my sport is stupid.  One third of my sport revolves around your sport--bicycling.  Like I might actually buy stuff from your store.  But, if you ask what event I have coming up and I reply a triathlon, and you tell me it's stupid, not a pure cycling event, etc., I might just fnd somewhere else to buy my Gu, and all the other assorted bicycling gear.</p>
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<p>Okay, I"m done now.</p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>4boysmom</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69127/post-your-selfish-self-serving-ignorant-comments-and-viewpoints-here#post_1929175"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>I would leave a nice tip if I actually got service.  If the restaurant is nearly empty (ie waitress isn't swamped) I expect more than my order taken, food served, and check dropped off.  My empty glass sitting at the edge of the table was a hint that I wanted a refill.  And even though we both ordered fries, there was no ketchup.  You do the minimum, you get the minimum.</p>
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I know exactly what you mean here ... some of my co-workers are not very focused on work ethic and I'm amazed they get anybody to tip them ............................</p>
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<p>,... and the tri/bikeshop thing would tick me off as well.</p>
 
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