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The first year I was married was also my senior year of college.<br><br>
We lived in Starbuck, MN - Home of the World's Largest Lefse, thankyouverymuch, in a house the size of a one-car garage. It was 17 feet wide. 5 rooms, though. And rent was $125 month. Which we paid to Harry, who was the town barber, president of the chamber of commerce AND the ambulance driver.<br><br>
My parents loaned us their extra car - the grey Buick LeSabre so that I could get back and forth the 20 miles to school.<br><br>
B walked to the hospital, where he was training.<br><br>
On one occasion, since I had the car, he asked me to stop by the local hardware store to pick up something he had purchased but didn't want to carry home.<br><br>
So, after class I stopped at the store. Walked in and the shopkeeper said to me, "What a nice husband you have buying you a present like this." And, he walked into the back and came out with. . .<br><br>
The most expensive ironing board in the store.<br><br>
"No, actually, that's not for me to use."<br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Very Happy">
 

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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Very Happy"><br><br>
mmmmmmmmmm lefse
 

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I asked for a hardwood floor cleaner this xmas. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Smile">
 

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I may have to try that. My mother forced me to learn at age 11, so I've just become used to it, I guess.
 

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You can also hang the garment on the robe hook in the bathroom just before you turn on the shower. The steam from the shower will get the wrinkles out
 

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I'm entirely capable of ironing, but I'd rather spend my time in this place, so I send it to the dry cleaners as well...
 

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(wears a sign on chest that reads)<br><br>
WILL IRON FOR GOOD 30 SOMETHIN WIMMIN<br><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">(disclaimer: for each load of clothes deposited an equal number of dates with Maples is required. A wedding ring is manditory in order to qualify for the free lifetime ironing service)</span></span>
 

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I got one for a wedding gift. Best.thing.ever. My whole house is either hardwood or ceramic. And we have 3 dogs. I swear I was most excited about this gift!!! Oh and all the barware we got. We have the best selection of beer and wine glasses, anyone want to come over and try them out?! Still in the boxes for heaven's sake!!! But, um, HH, you still get a sippy cup, you have a history of butter fingers, ok?!
 

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So you have butter ass? Yeah, I don't even want to know about that!!! (But I do have it on good authority that you have quite a nice ass, I only looked, didn't cop a feel like <i>some</i> people!!)
 

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You could have copped a feel and blamed it on the pregnancy hormones. It is hard to tell what those hormones will make a girl do <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Very Happy">
 
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