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There is a new condo in which I would like to live called The Ascent.<br><br><img alt="" src="http://i31.tinypic.com/314a2xh.jpg" style="border:0px solid;"><br><br>
It would be great for me as I would be able to walk to Reds and Bengals games and the Flying Pig. I would also have a great view of the end of summer fireworks display on Labor Day.<br><br>
However, the condo I would like sells for 5.5 million.<br><br>
I figure I am good for about $300,000.<br><br>
That's where you wonderful, altruistic people of the PRT come in. <img alt="smile.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif"><br><br>
How much can I put you down for....remember the more people who contribute the smaller your donation would have to be.<br><br><img alt="" src="http://i29.tinypic.com/2qamxb6.jpg" style="border:0px solid;">
 

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As soon as I win a major lottery payout I am putting you on my list of people to receive money!!<br><br><img alt="smile.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif">
 

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No takers so far?<br><br>
Well then perhaps I need to tell you what you would get for your contribution.<br><br>
1) You would have a place to stay whenever you are in the Cincinnati area*<br><br>
* Please call first<br><br>
2) Cincinnati is a great place to stay if you need to hide from your SO's or debt collecters. Believe me, it's the last place they'll look.<br><br>
3) I would put your name on a bronze plaque and display it proudly in my living room. After I take up a collection to buy a bonze plaque.<br><br>
4) You can write off the entire contribution on your income taxes*<br><br>
*Warning: You may be subject to IRS audit
 

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Dude!<br><br>
If a love of squirrels could make me rich, you'd be the first philanthropic recipient of the Annual Sciurus Appreciation Award.<br><br><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">
 

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El Dude, ferrelk, Mayor Mc Tortle, Oak Dawg.... this thing is snowballing. <img alt="smile.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif">
 

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My check is in the mail<br><br><br><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">
 

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Yessssss!<br><br>
Here's a link if you would like more information before you donate<br><br><br><a href="http://news.nky.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/AB/20080326/NEWS0103/303260020" target="_blank">http://news.nky.com/apps/pbcs.dll/ar...0103/303260020</a>
 

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But when you weigh that against a man's dream. . .<br><br><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">
 

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That seems like a reasonable and affordable amount.<br><br>
Thanks for the research, ferrellk. <img alt="smile.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif"><br><br>
Your name will be first on the donor plaque.
 

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<img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">... And a nice river view. Did I mention that?
 

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I put out some flyers for you over the internet. I did have to disguise you as a Nigerian national with some outlandish sum of money to deposit in some sucker...un, investor's bank account. It may take a few days, but you should see the cash flowing into your coffers soon.<br><br>
I figure this must be at least worth a weekend's stay in your place and a year's worth of Skyline
 

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I like the way you think. <img alt="smile.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif"><br><br>
And BTW...How much Skyline do you think you could eat in a year?<br><br>
Because I could put away a whole lot myself.
 
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