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<p>PortySon is taking off the next three days. No way can he guide in the whitewater for awhile after Monday's adventure: <img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/roll_eyes.gif" style="width:15px;height:15px;" title=""></p>
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<p>Troll#1 called yesterday to inform me about his newly-discovered pain threshold....um, this coming from a kid who's had stitches 4 times, broken bones, slamming into rocks while climbing, etc etc , blah yadda blah:</p>
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<p>riding his longboard [skateboard] on his way home from his CPR class.</p>
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<p>Hadn't planned on stopping [no helmet, no pads, just longboard in the back of the Subaru]...but there was this big lovely fast nasty hill...</p>
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<p>rockin', and carving turns</p>
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<p>got into the 'wobble' due to speed</p>
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<p>AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! fuck!!!!! <img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/shock.gif" style="width:15px;height:15px;" title=""></p>
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<p>tuck 'n' roll~~~>he said to himself, "not the face, not the face, not the face"</p>
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<p>hours later, his EMT buddies from work had cleaned (aka SCOURED) his wounds with washes, hydrogen peroxide, and scrubbing...goop, bandages, blah blah yadda yadda</p>
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<p>He told me he had to scream and swear and bite down on his leather belt while they cleaned...oh yeah, SCOURED his back,chest, arms, legs....but NOT the face.</p>
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<p>He's pretty much miserable right now. <snort></p>
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<p>Lucky that a massive total-body class 5 road rash is all that happened. <img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/huh.gif" style="width:15px;height:15px;" title=""></p>