OT: More Time Waste Management

hobey · Nov 4, 2010

Can you tell my schedule has freed up considerably? <img alt="biggrin.gif" class="bbcode_smiley" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies//biggrin.gif">
 
<a href="http://www.akronlibrary.org/dewey.html" target="_blank">http://www.akronlibrary.org/dewey.html</a>
 
My name is hobey and I have a Dewey problem....
 
You Said: Will the BAA tighten the marathon qualifying standards?
Dewey Replies: Good chance
 
You Said: Will I ever BQ?
Dewey Replies: The oracle says: Could be.
 
You Said: Before I'm 60?
Dewey Replies: What happened after you are 60 ?
 
You Said: Should I just stick to triathlon?
Dewey Replies: I do not have the answer.

MBannon · Nov 4, 2010

You Said: Am I loved?
Dewey Replies: Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
 
Bah! I hate cats.

hobey · Nov 4, 2010

You Said: Is Bannon the knee whisperer?
Dewey Replies: Maybe. Ask if it is.
 
You Said: Are his knees listening?
Dewey Replies: I really couldn't say for sure.

AdCo · Nov 4, 2010

Um... Dewy is religious? 
 
 
You Said: what is the meaning of life
Dewey Replies: It is found in the Bible. 
 
 
You Said: who is jesus
Dewey Replies: The Son of God.
 
I'm not offended, just funny..

hobey · Nov 4, 2010

You Said: Will MoCo get into the Chesapeake Bay swim?
Dewey Replies: Good chance.
 
You Said: What about Looki?
Dewey Replies: Looki? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.

em73 · Nov 4, 2010

someone tell the folks at Lin-Mark!!
 
You Said: will I get into the Chesapeake Swim this year?
Dewey Replies: The oracle says: You can count on it.
 
<img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/banana.gif" style="width:33px;height:35px;" title="">

hobey · Nov 4, 2010

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by AdCo <a href="/forum/thread/70974/ot-more-time-waste-management#post_1959737"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a> Um... Dewy is religious? 
 
 
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You Said: Do you go to church?
Dewey Replies: You can take me to church on a notebook computer or PDA.

em73 · Nov 4, 2010

Dewey was right! <img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/icon_cheers.gif" style="width:24px;height:24px;" title=""> 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by em73 <a href="/forum/thread/70974/ot-more-time-waste-management#post_1959743"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-right:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-bottom:0px solid;"></a> someone tell the folks at Lin-Mark!!
 
You Said: will I get into the Chesapeake Swim this year?
Dewey Replies: The oracle says: You can count on it.
 
<img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/banana.gif" style="width:33px;height:35px;" title="">
 
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KitKat · Nov 4, 2010

OMG funny. Now I'm gonna spend the rest of my afternoon conversing with a virtual cat!

mrscoby78 · Nov 4, 2010

Dewey won't answer me. <img alt="sad.gif" class="bbcode_smiley" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies//sad.gif">

AdCo · Nov 4, 2010

what did you ask..

mrscoby78 · Nov 4, 2010

You Said: Will H sign the papers?
Dewey Replies: How should I know.
 
You Said: Will I get the job?
Dewey Replies: The oracle says: You never know.
 
You Said: Am I moving soon?
Dewey Replies: I think a lot of people are.
 
You Said: Are you being obtuse intentionally?
Dewey Replies: Being obtuse intentionally is part of my personality.
 
 
Dewey's a little prick.

SpartyGirl · Nov 4, 2010

Hurray - Dewey says I can count on going to grad school...though I didn't specify when...crap, must ask again. <img alt="biggrin.gif" class="bbcode_smiley" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies//biggrin.gif">

AdCo · Nov 4, 2010

<a href="http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~ssanty/cgi-bin/eightball.cgi" target="_blank">http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~ssanty/cgi-bin/eightball.cgi</a>

AdCo · Nov 4, 2010

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by mrscoby78 <a href="/forum/thread/70974/ot-more-time-waste-management#post_1959794"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a> You Said: Will H sign the papers?
Dewey Replies: How should I know.
 
You Said: Will I get the job?
Dewey Replies: The oracle says: You never know.
 
 
 
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I asked the 8 ball it said absolutely.

SpartyGirl · Nov 4, 2010

WooHoo - YES for 2011!

TriAndStopMe · Nov 5, 2010

Being a dog lover, I had to ask:
 
You Said: Are you evil?
Dewey Replies: No. I try to be good, but at worst I'm harmless.
 
<img alt="smile.gif" class="bbcode_smiley" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies//smile.gif">

TriAndStopMe · Nov 5, 2010

Snort... it even does a pretty good job of eye-tracking... though you'd have to figure a cat would be good at tracking a mouse.

hobey · Nov 5, 2010

You Said: Knock, Knock
Dewey Replies: Who's there?
 
You Said: Little old lady
Dewey Replies: Compare that to big old lady.
 
You Said: You were supposed to yodel
Dewey Replies: I was?
 
You Said: Gaaah!!!!
Dewey Replies: Where are you located?
 
You Said: Why can't you do the knock knock joke right?
Dewey Replies: do the knock knock joke right is not among my present capabilities
 
You Said: Fair enough
Dewey Replies: Dude! You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
 
You Said: Quid pro quo, eh?
Dewey Replies: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
 
You Said: You don't know latin?
Dewey Replies: No but I know a few phrases like "et cetera" and "cogito egro sum".
 
You Said: I really need to stop talking to the library cat
Dewey Replies: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

mrscoby78 · Nov 5, 2010

I got maybe, outlook not so good, and no way.
 
<img alt="sad.gif" class="bbcode_smiley" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies//sad.gif"> 

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I asked the 8 ball it said absolutely. 
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