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Dear UPS,<br><br>
You have had our package from Germany sitting in Kentucky for over 2 weeks now. When the heck are you going to let it continue its journey so that we can get our products? I know that you tried to blame it on customs over the phone but the customs issues were resolved 2 weeks ago when both us and the shipper called. I am starting to get upset!<br><br>
Sincerely,<br>
Muzicgrl
 

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Dear New Employer,<br><br>
When you hired me 4 weeks ago you promised "next to no travel" and "maybe a trip or two within the first couple of months". Now, you want me to be in El Paso 75% of the time "for the forseeable future". Of course I didn't believe you when you said "next to no travel", but 75%? Seriously? What gives? Please accept this as notice that I'll do the travel thing for a while (2-3 months max) because I know it's best for the organization, but quality of life is way more important to me than this friggin' job.<br><br>
Best regards,<br><br>
Sputnik<br><br><br>
P.S. - If you know anything about Muzicgrl's German package, please shake a leg. Unless it's German beer in which case, please re-route to me. Thanks.
 

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<img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"><br><br>
Nope, not beer. <img alt="sad.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/sad.gif">
 

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Dear Tri-state authority,<br><br>
Is there ever going to be a day when you will be doing construction that does not affect my daily commute to work?<br><br>
your NPR overdosed pal,<br><br>
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Dear Starbucks at Huntoon & Wanamaker,<br><br>
The skinny caffe mocha you served me this evening was foul. Please make it less foul next time. Actually, just give me a regular coffee next time. If there is a next time.<br><br>
Your unhappy pal,<br>
aphi
 

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isn't the coffee place still at 29th street and arrowhead?
 

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Yes, it is. I triple <heart> PTs and go there at least once a week. But I was meeting a friend tonight we usually end up at Starbucks. It's the only time I ever go there (when I am meeting her). I think we need to change that. It was gross.
 

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I talked to my friend from Topeka that I thought might be moving here but it isn't looking good. <img alt="sad.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/sad.gif"><br><br>
PT's is good coffee.
 

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Dear Parents of Petri Dishes, I mean first graders,<br><br>
Please keep your kids home when they are sick. Your little darlings share their germs with me, and I am very, very, very tired of feeling lousy. So far this school year, I have had 5 colds, 1 bout of stomach bugginess, and now something new.<br><br>
Many Thanks,<br>
DC77 (a.k.a. Mrs. F.)
 

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Becky, is Kaner COffee still open? It was down the street from campus and I worked there!
 

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Dear Martin.<br><br>
You never like my avatars that are not me. Who wants to see Tithers all day long?<br><br>
I hope we are still best friends!<br><br>
Sherry
 

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Dear Motivation to Run,<br><br>
Where have you gone? Did I do something wrong? What do I need to do to get you back? A new book? A new outfit? A new gadget? Should we go our separate ways??? Please don't leave me! COME BACK!<br><br>
Thank you,<br>
Michele
 

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Dear Creativity Fairy....<br><br>
It's been entirely too long since you've visited me. If I've offended you, I apologize. Please return to my place of work, I'm on the fourth floor. I've got Thin Mints in the office that I'm more than willing to share if you come back.<br><br>
Love,<br>
Stitcher
 

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Dear Annoying Lady I Work With,<br><br>
Update: your opinion/recommendation that I should get pregnant soon did not factor into my (and DH's) decision to get pregnant anymore than anyone of the seemingly hundreds of other people who said the same thing. If I got pregnant every time someone told me I should, or it was time, then I'd be on my 1126th kid by now.<br><br>
The fact that you think that your "idea" is original and that you are all puffed up with self-importance, as if you really had something to do with it, is really, really annoying. I'm tired, and achy, and hormonal and thus, my ability to deal with you without causing you physical harm is severely compromised.<br><br>
In summary; STFU.<br><br>
Kind Regards,<br>
Jennifer
 

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Dear Company -<br><br>
I'm just the temp...I don't know if you are the mailroom guy or the company president so I'm going to challenge everyone who comes through that door.<br><br>
It's nothing personal. K?
 

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Dear Sick Cow-orker,<br><br>
When you asked me if I was feeling better and I said "Of course, I wouldn't have returned if I wasn't." I was not making a comment on your habit of being at work sharing the germs that are making us all sick.<br><br>
I <i>was</i> being passive-aggressive about letting you know that I do not approve of such behavior in an intelligent human being. Wear a g-d surgical mask or something. Gah!<br><br>
Sincerely,<br><br>
Your no-longer-sick Co-worker.
 

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Dear Mom,<br>
It's not all about you. Sorry the delivery and subsequent hospital stay of the baby didn't fit into your plans of how last week was going to go. I'm sorry you felt we hurt your feelings by locking the keys in our car and asking you to bring us the spare keys. It's just, well, I hadn't held my baby EVER and we were distracted. Sorry you think I'm too old to have a baby, that is a reflection on you not me. Please stop hurting me. Please stop drinking...<br>
I love you
 

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Dear Emotions,<br><br>
Would you please get yourself in check...you're exhausting me...I know I know...but it's not going to happen today...so please try and level yourself out for the time being! I think I can be more productive that way!<br><br>
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Dear Postman,<br><br>
I've lived in the same house for 21 years but for some reason you've started delivering my mail to a house on a different block. Were the cookies I baked you last Christmas really so bad as to prompt this kind of treatment? While it's nice to not find bills or junk in my box every day, letting stuff pile up at my neighbors isn't such a good idea either. Besides, there are a few things I'd rather they not see.<br><br>
Can we please be friends again?
 

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Dear crazy co-worker,<br><br>
Saying rude, mean things & then saying no offense does not excuse you from being as asshat. Learn some manners or quit talking to me.<br><br>
Now leave me alone so I can go post in the PRT.<br><br>
Thanks.
 
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