[katholeenie]

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;">Some of you may have heard me talk about how my brother does hand carved wood cut prints and stuff. He started printing these Infraction Cards, and is selling them on <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/69281985/official-tickets-for-naughty-children?ref=pr_shop" style="color:rgb(0,92,143);" target="_blank">Etsy:</a></p>
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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;"><em style="font-style:italic;font-weight:normal;">A fun way to let your kids know when they're not quite following the rules: Write 'em up!<br style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;"><br style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;">
A great gag for parents, grandparents, and anyone who has to deal with naughty, unruly children.<br style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;"><br style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;">
Messy room? Relentless bickering? Socks left on the floor? Write 'em up! <br style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;"><br style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;">
Includes penalty options such as sitting on the step, hard labor, and punitive damages, with blanks to fill in times or amounts of applicable fines, plus a signature line for the issuing officer. <br style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;"><br style="margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;">
These are printed with moveable type on an old Chandler and Price letterpress machine. 50 tickets per pad.</em></p>
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[Grizzly]

<p>Heh.  Mine are eligible for the real ones now.</p>

 

[gretriever]

<p>I was on the receiving end of Smart Ass Notes while in training for my present line of work. Most of the time I got them for something called "For smirking beyond the call of duty." <em>Thoroughly</em> unwarranted, I tells ya!  <span><img alt="razz.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/razz.gif"> </span></p>
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<p>So there's a potential for coming out with a line of those tickets for parents too.</p>