Joined
·
3,918 Posts
<p>As my legs are 80% recovered from Milwaukee Marathon and I have the racing bug, I thought I would go for a nice shuffle through the woods this Sunday - Here is what comes to mind when I think about the race:</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>I will be doing a little run in the woods and thinking about you guys - I start @ 6:00am and will not likely finish until @ 4:00pm. </p>
<p> </p>
<p>Headlamps shining in the cool morning air ... the sun will rise gloriously ... the warmth on my face will bring a smile ... the morning mist burning off ... the breeze rustling in the trees ... crunching leaves underfoot ... a beautiful fall day for a run. </p>
<p> </p>
<p>Those leaves will be hiding all the rocks and roots I am going to be triping on ... falling on ... all the constant hills are going to trash my quads ... It will be harder and harder to lift up my feet ... I will start falling ... and falling ... swear a few times ... maybe punch a tree or two.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>I will gobble gu's a plenty ... yummy chocolate fudge ones, sweet strawberry banana ones ... my stomache will start to sour from all the gu ... I will continue to force them down ... gagging ... gagging ... forcing ... forcing ... but my stomache is iron strong ... it will take it ... it must take it.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>I will take my S-caps ... its time for salt ... is it time for salt already? ... did I just take one or should I be taking one? ... Might as well take another one to make sure.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>It will go from cool to warm to hot ... sweat will start pouring ... salt has crusted up on my face ... it will start to run into my eyes ... it burns .. burns ... burns! </p>
<p> </p>
<p>As my eyes burn I will get mad ... I may punch a few more trees ... If an ultra runner screams in the woods and no one is around to hear it ... oh, never mind ... running is stupid ... I just want to get it over with ... so I will haul ass to the finish line.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>and then ... start dreaming about running the next one!</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>I will be doing a little run in the woods and thinking about you guys - I start @ 6:00am and will not likely finish until @ 4:00pm. </p>
<p> </p>
<p>Headlamps shining in the cool morning air ... the sun will rise gloriously ... the warmth on my face will bring a smile ... the morning mist burning off ... the breeze rustling in the trees ... crunching leaves underfoot ... a beautiful fall day for a run. </p>
<p> </p>
<p>Those leaves will be hiding all the rocks and roots I am going to be triping on ... falling on ... all the constant hills are going to trash my quads ... It will be harder and harder to lift up my feet ... I will start falling ... and falling ... swear a few times ... maybe punch a tree or two.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>I will gobble gu's a plenty ... yummy chocolate fudge ones, sweet strawberry banana ones ... my stomache will start to sour from all the gu ... I will continue to force them down ... gagging ... gagging ... forcing ... forcing ... but my stomache is iron strong ... it will take it ... it must take it.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>I will take my S-caps ... its time for salt ... is it time for salt already? ... did I just take one or should I be taking one? ... Might as well take another one to make sure.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>It will go from cool to warm to hot ... sweat will start pouring ... salt has crusted up on my face ... it will start to run into my eyes ... it burns .. burns ... burns! </p>
<p> </p>
<p>As my eyes burn I will get mad ... I may punch a few more trees ... If an ultra runner screams in the woods and no one is around to hear it ... oh, never mind ... running is stupid ... I just want to get it over with ... so I will haul ass to the finish line.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>and then ... start dreaming about running the next one!</p>