New Thursday FUN thread

i got the pup and i am at home in jammies. since i was running about 100 today... i am not going to school. my running is fucked. i am going to see what my running guy thinks i should do.<br>
my dog school guy however, got in new hank tummy friendly treats (dried lamb lung...yeeeech)

Geez, I could have lived without knowing that!

yeah i know. me too. but he can't have any grains....and its less fun having a hank if he doesn't have treats.

yum..lamb lung

can a platypus really kill you?

nah....the venom isn't strong enough to kill a normal healthy person...but it would hurt like hell<br><br>
"the venom is not lethal to humans, but is so excruciating that the victim may be incapacitated...pain can last for months"

Oh thank goodness.<br><br>
Because I was wondering too.<br><br><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">

Wait... they have venom???? <img alt="uhoh2.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/uhoh2.gif">

they carry nunchucks, too...

who is driving the car?<br>
bear is driving the car.<br>
this cannot be!!!

yep - I posted this in the first Thursday thread<br><br><a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_15853_6-cutest-animals-that-can-still-destroy-you.html" target="_blank">http://www.cracked.com/article_15853...stroy-you.html</a>

I have also never been comfortable with Kaola bears and orangutans

I thought it was numbchucks?

Geez, I knew i didn't like swans for a reason!!

swans are mean mofos...as are geese

I just skimmed this thread and I must've missed something, because it makes no sense to me... <img alt="confused.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/confused.gif">

I don't get it either, <b>Bob</b>....isn't a nunchuk the Wii controller thing?

Jeez-US!!!! that's funny! Can you picture it? I'll bet you could google your ass off, and never find a picture of THAT.

I need a new hair stylist... The guy I've been going to for years is a great guy, and he just moved into a new place. I wanna support him, but holy carp, my hair sucks.<br><br>
I just got back. I was hoping for this:<br><br><img alt="" src="http://i31.tinypic.com/1zx5o2c.jpg" style="border:0px solid;"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>
I got this:<br><br><img alt="" src="http://i29.tinypic.com/256tu78.jpg" style="border:0px solid;"><br><br><br><br>
I give up. I'm going to a barber. Give me a buzz-cut dude. Short is good.

<b>GoV</b> - re: buzz cuts:<br><br><i>swoon</i><br><br><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">