<p>What items do you feel useless/helpless/ugly without?</p>
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<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Me</span>:</p>
<p><strong>My TI-83 Plus graphing calculator (</strong>for various classes I'm constantly taking. Somebody recently mocked my calculator, calling it old-fashioned. Well, douchebag, they're still using them in universities which your wrinkled ass hasn't been in for years, congrats.)</p>
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<p><strong>Lipstick of some sort</strong> (gotta gild the pig. I didn't feel I needed it until my mid-thirties. what's up with that?)</p>
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<p>I'd say that without these, I'm in a confused daze.</p>
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<p>You?</p>
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