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<p>So... I finally took off my Ironman wristband. 2 weeks post race and I'm out of my "no decision zone".</p>
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<p>I figured y'all are a bunch of enablers, so I'd let you help enable me.</p>
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<p>I've been sniffing around looking to maybe do an Xterra... or three... Problem is the locations are not nearby. Looks like Michigan is done. There is 2 in Indiana, one is 7/26 (too soon) other 8/13 (be in Vegas). Crap. So there is one in Illinois (8/20) and another in Wisconsin (8/27). That seems to be it. Really? Never realized how RARE.</p>
<p>PROBLEM: I do not have a mountain bike. Last year I was HARDCORE (translation - idiot) using a cross bike.</p>
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<p>I was thinking about doing Cross this fall.. they have a bunch of dates which could work....</p>
<p>PROBLEM: My Cross bike is too big. I know that now. Maybe I can blame my last few seasons weak ass performance on that? it's still fun...</p>
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<p>Or maybe a Marathon? There's one in Florida at some theme park in January... I need to see Grandma again anyway... or is that too soon?</p>
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<p>Or maybe a Goofy Challenge? Maybe not smart considering my lack of run base... DW could do the 1/2 and I'd pace her... then do the full Sunday.... Hmmmm....</p>
<p>PROBLEM: Who'd watch the kids on Sat.</p>
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<p>Or maybe.... who knows what?</p>
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<p>So... Enablers... do you thing. Enable me.</p>
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<p> </p>
<p>I figured y'all are a bunch of enablers, so I'd let you help enable me.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>I've been sniffing around looking to maybe do an Xterra... or three... Problem is the locations are not nearby. Looks like Michigan is done. There is 2 in Indiana, one is 7/26 (too soon) other 8/13 (be in Vegas). Crap. So there is one in Illinois (8/20) and another in Wisconsin (8/27). That seems to be it. Really? Never realized how RARE.</p>
<p>PROBLEM: I do not have a mountain bike. Last year I was HARDCORE (translation - idiot) using a cross bike.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>I was thinking about doing Cross this fall.. they have a bunch of dates which could work....</p>
<p>PROBLEM: My Cross bike is too big. I know that now. Maybe I can blame my last few seasons weak ass performance on that? it's still fun...</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Or maybe a Marathon? There's one in Florida at some theme park in January... I need to see Grandma again anyway... or is that too soon?</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Or maybe a Goofy Challenge? Maybe not smart considering my lack of run base... DW could do the 1/2 and I'd pace her... then do the full Sunday.... Hmmmm....</p>
<p>PROBLEM: Who'd watch the kids on Sat.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Or maybe.... who knows what?</p>
<p> </p>
<p>So... Enablers... do you thing. Enable me.</p>
<p> </p>