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<p>Dear Employee with Kids:</p>
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<p>Requesting 15-20 days off every month, because you have kids (ages 15,20,22) is not OK. Nor is calling/texting them 15 times in an hour, mostly from the restroom, where we can hear you screaming "MOW THE LAWN!" When I tell you no more cell phones, period, it means just that. When I tell you, very soon, that this is not working out, this is why. You are not at work when you are there. Nothing personal. Go home and stay there. It is where you need to be.</p>
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<p>Dear Neighbor Lew:</p>
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<p>Just because you weed-whacked and mowed the island we all share on our 35 acre community lake does not grant you use of it every single holiday weekend, all weekend. Just because you decided to take 15 cub scouts over there to camp does not mean all of us want to hear Elvis karaoke at 6 am, see them urinate into the lake or listen to them swom, screaming "FIRE IN THE HOLE" at 5 am. Most of this might explain why neighbors were fighting at 4 am in nearby homes, and those 4 am screamers did not need to be roused at 5:30 with a chorus of kids screaming the Rise and Shine song. Who the f*ck made you the island booking agent anyway? Put a GD shirt on and swallow those cigars, blowhole.</p>
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<p>Dear street person in a neck brace, carrying a claw hammer:</p>
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<p>No, you cannot use the store rest room. I can smell alcohol, and your tweak-ish scary eyes, coupled with the hammer you keep shifting from shoulder to shoulder are the reason.</p>
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<p>Dear construction workers at the high school across the street:</p>
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<p>It is NOT okay to start the jackhammers at 7:00 am.  Really.</p>
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<p>Love and kisses,</p>
<p>ym</p>
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<p>Dear next door neighbors,</p>
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<p>I love you.  You've been great neighbors, your kidlets have been good friends to my kidlets and you're the best pet owners I've ever known.  But the tree in the front?  It's really gotta go.  I know it shades our driveways, but right now the rain of yellow flowers (which look pretty by the way) stick to the bottom of our shoes and then they stain everything they come in contact with.  Including my carpet.  And in a few months, the pods will form and drop.  When the pods drop, the seeds pop out.  And when there are a gazillion seeds on my driveway, it's like trying to walk on marbles.  Not to mention that every single one of those damn pods that spew seeds will sprout a new tree.  I'm exhausted from pulling trees out of every possible growing space in my yard.  Including a few impossible ones.  And in the winter, when it drops the sticks?  They all land in my yard, thanks to the direction of the prevailing winds. </p>
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<p>Please.  It really has to go.</p>
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<p>Your neighbor in friendship,</p>
<p>ym</p>
 

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<p>Dear person who thinks that my grief is a joke,</p>
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<p>FUCK OFF</p>
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<p>Have a nice day,</p>
<p>Jenna</p>
 

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<p>to those that try to advance in life by pushing others down and trying to belittle them ...</p>
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<p>SCREW you ... more than you've already screwed yourself ... your pitiful desire to remain the same and be given more is laughable and worthy of pity, not praise and accolades ...</p>
 

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<br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>jenna</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69289/messages-to-real-life-assh-les#post_1930228"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-right:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-bottom:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>Dear person who thinks that my grief is a joke,</p>
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<p>FUCK OFF</p>
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<p>Have a nice day,</p>
<p>Jenna</p>
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What?  I thought you enjoyed the LR4F type humour, you even said so yourself.<br>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>torque</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69289/messages-to-real-life-assh-les#post_1930421"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><br><br><p><br>
What?  I thought you enjoyed the LR4F type humour, you even said so yourself.<br>
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*chirp, chirp*</p>
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<p>Hmmm..kind of thought so............</p>
 

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<p>Dear MIL</p>
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<p>I love you and really am thankful for everything that you do, but PLEASE stop being so damn passive aggressive.  It's really annoying and it doesn't encourage anyone to help you more that we already do.</p>
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<p>smooches!</p>
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<p>ps--both of your sons are competent, capable adults.  the one I am married to is 30.  PLEASE for the love of god, let them do their own laundry. </p>
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<p>kthxbye!</p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>torque</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69289/messages-to-real-life-assh-les#post_1931207"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><br><br><p><br>
*chirp, chirp*</p>
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<p>Hmmm..kind of thought so............</p>
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<p>Dear Torque, </p>
<p>Why are you being a jerk to Jenna?</p>
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<p>Courtney<br>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>wyrillco</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69289/messages-to-real-life-assh-les#post_1931383"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><br><br><p>Dear Torque, </p>
<p>Why are you being a jerk to Jenna?</p>
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<p>Courtney<br>
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<p>Dear Corts</p>
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<p>Call it ironic payback.</p>
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<p>torque.<br>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>torque</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69289/messages-to-real-life-assh-les#post_1931437"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><br><br><p>Dear Corts</p>
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<p>Call it ironic payback.</p>
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<p>torque.<br>
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<p>Did I miss a time where Jenna mocked you losing someone you love?  <br>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>wyrillco</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69289/messages-to-real-life-assh-les#post_1931445"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><br><br><p>Did I miss a time where Jenna mocked you losing someone you love?  <br>
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*sigh*  Ok..here we go...</p>
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<p>Jenna is forever defending LR4F and said she actually enjoys his type of humour even if it's very cruel (korts brother passing away).  Well..I thought she deserved some of LR4F's type humour to see how it's like to be on the receiving end.  But I'm sure she'll justify why "it's different" and I'll end up looking likr the asshole...not that need any help with that.  Jenna has done her fair share of shit stirring around here..why not let her defend herself?</p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>torque</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69289/messages-to-real-life-assh-les#post_1931453"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><br><br><p><br>
*sigh*  Ok..here we go...</p>
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<p>Jenna is forever defending LR4F and said she actually enjoys his type of humour even if it's very cruel (korts brother passing away).  Well..I thought she deserved some of LR4F's type humour to see how it's like to be on the receiving end.  But I'm sure she'll justify why "it's different" and I'll end up looking likr the asshole...not that need any help with that.  Jenna has done her fair share of shit stirring around here..why not let her defend herself?</p>
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I think you're really a nice person. You should know that it's not ok to be a jerk just because you saw someone else doing it. Please stop.</p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>torque</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69289/messages-to-real-life-assh-les#post_1931453"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><br><br><p><br>
*sigh*  Ok..here we go...</p>
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<p>Jenna is forever defending LR4F and said she actually enjoys his type of humour even if it's very cruel (korts brother passing away).  Well..I thought she deserved some of LR4F's type humour to see how it's like to be on the receiving end.  But I'm sure she'll justify why "it's different" and I'll end up looking likr the asshole...not that need any help with that.  Jenna has done her fair share of shit stirring around here..why not let her defend herself?</p>
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I'm not defending her as much as asking why you felt the need to be a jerk.  </p>
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<p>Plus, I think it's the epitome of low to mock someone when they are grieving.  I don't see a time when that is ever ok.  There are people here I think are complete douchebags, but that is a low I wouldn't stoop to.  </p>
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<p>I have no idea what Jenna did or didn't do in regards to LR4F's posts on Korts' brother.  </p>
 

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<p>Dear anyone,  I can't post in the prt bc my computer is consumed with a virus. Will somone copy and post from me?</p>
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<p>Oh how I wish I could post in KR,  how did torque take voo's death and turn it into a post about LR?  And who is kort? And when have I said anything about LR making fun of losing people being funny?  I wasn't in the CH. I never read anything he did there. And I certainly wouldn't defend him if he made fun of someone for losing someone they loved. Just bc I think LR is a funny guy doesn't mean I think everything he posts is ok or funny. And why does Torque care with whom I'm friends?  I don't know Torque. I've never done anything to him or said anything bad about him. I guess I just don't get it. He can pick on me all he wants but to use Voo's death as a means of shit-stirring is class-less.<span style="display:none;"> </span></p>
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<p>Oh and I don't think I've ever said I enjoy his humor when it's cruel.  That doesn't mean I can't enjoy his humor other times.<span style="display:none;"> </span></p>
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<p>Jenna</p>
 

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I think you're really a nice person. You should know that it's not ok to be a jerk just because you saw someone else doing it. Please stop.</p>
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<p>this.<br>
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