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Here's how the final week 1 numbers look:<br><br><b>Women</b>
<blockquote><p>14 women reporting<br>
total XT: 2551 minutes (182 minutes per XTer)<br><br></p></blockquote><span><b>XT queen: Sans Souci <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="" style="border:0px solid;" title="queen"> (494 minutes -- that's over 8 hours!)</b></span><br><br><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Honorable mention (3+ hours)</span><br><br>
choovie (395 minutes)<br>
hally (255 minutes)<br>
Mustang Sally (230 minutes -- in three days!)<br>
Aija (225 minutes)<br>
riley0003 (200 minutes)<br>
La Tortuga (185 minutes)<br>
<blockquote><p>10 men reporting<br>
total XT: 1988 minutes (199 minutes per XTer)<br><br></p></blockquote><b><span style="color:#0000FF;">XT king: JJJessee <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="" style="border:0px solid;" title="king"> (430 minutes -- that's over 7 hours!)</span></b><br><br><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Honorable mention (3+ hours)</span><br><br>
Patrick (320 minutes)<br>
Johnny (240 minutes)<br>
Labduck (200 minutes)<br>
CassadAAmius (185 minutes)<br>
TheProFromDover (180 minutes)<br>
<b>The Gender War</b><br><br>
The women kicked butt in total minutes. The women are this week's official butt-kicksters! Ladies, here's why it's <b>great to be a woman:<br></b>
<ul><li>Free drinks.</li>
<li>Free dinners.</li>
<li>Free movies.</li>
<li>Speeding ticket? What's that?</li>
<li>If you have to be home in time for Melrose Place, you can say so, out loud.</li>
<li>It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.</li>
<li>No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo.</li>
<li>Brad Pitt.</li>
<li>No one passes out when you take off your shoes.</li>
<li>If you forget to shave, no one has to know.</li>
<li>You have the ability to dress yourself.</li>
<li>If you marry someone twenty years younger, you're aware that you look like an idiot.</li>
<li>You'll never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist.</li>
<li>You can quickly end any fight by crying.</li>
<li>Your friends won't think you're weird if you ask whether there's spinach in your teeth.</li>
<li>There are times when chocolate really <i>can</i> solve all your problems.</li>
<li>You've never had a goatee.</li>
<li>You'll never regret piercing your ears.</li>
<li>You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.</li>
<li>You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.</li>
<li>You get to hate Kathie Lee in the way only another woman truly can.</li>
The men kicked butt in minutes per capita. The men are this week's official per-capita butt-kicksters! Guys, here's why it's <b>great to be a man:</b>
<ul><li>The garage is all yours.</li>
<li>Chocolate is just another snack.</li>
<li>You can wear a white t-shirt to a water park.</li>
<li>Car mechanics tell you the truth.</li>
<li>You don't give a rat's ass if somebody notices your new hair cut.</li>
<li>You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's too icky.</li>
<li>Wrinkles add character.</li>
<li>Wedding dress $5000; tux rental $100.</li>
<li>People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.</li>
<li>New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.</li>
<li>One mood, <i>all</i> the damn time.</li>
<li>Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.</li>
<li>You know stuff about tanks.</li>
<li>A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.</li>
<li>You can open all your own jars.</li>
<li>You can leave the motel bed unmade.</li>
<li>You can kill your own food.</li>
<li>You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.</li>
<li>If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.</li>
<li>Your underwear costs $8.95 for a three-pack.</li>
<li>If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.</li>
<li>Everything on your face stays its original color.</li>
<li>You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.</li>
<li>You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming.</li>
<li>You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours without thinking: "He must be mad at me".</li>
<li>You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.</li>
<li>You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.</li>
<li>You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.</li>
<li>You almost never have strap problems in public.</li>
<li>You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.</li>
<li>The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.</li>
<li>You don't have to shave below your neck.</li>
<li>Your belly usually hides your big hips.</li>
<li>One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.</li>
<li>You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife.</li>
<li>You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.</li>
<li>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th, in 45 minutes.</li>
</ul><i>Disclaimer: I did not write these lists.<br><br>
Note: If I messed up your week 1 numbers, or you didn't get them in on time, send me a PM! We'll count late week 1 numbers for the overall awards!<br></i>

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Oh, what a way to start the week! Queeny and Bossy and care-smiley-free all at once.<br><br>
Tell me, though, and <i>be honest</i>: Does this tiara make my a$$ look fat? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="" style="border:0px solid;" title="queen"><br><br>
Grrrls, let's get 'em this week!

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WTG Souci, you are the QUEEN!! C'mon wimmen, we RULE this X-training stuff and I bet none of us REALLY needs help opening a jar. We just like to make you guys feel all big and strong. Bring on week 2!

1,245 Posts
I dunno, turn around.<br><br>
And....."our great to be a..." list is longer!<br><br>
(haaaaalllyyyy!!!. there you go again!)

5,804 Posts
.....JJJ//...<b>....You Da Man....</b>....<br><br><br> clean up<br>
and let's git 'em next week///////

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Oh Dearest Bossy Queen, there's <i>nothing</i> that would make your a$$ look fat. I'm just stating the facts like a good left brainer. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="" style="border:0px solid;" title="Wink"><br><br>
Do you have a <i>pank</i> tiara? That would be über cool!

5,804 Posts
....<i>HEY</i>.......didn't opie and I switch sides this weekend??<br><br>
.Group Hugs,<br>
Strawberry Daiquari's,<br>
and Do Each Others' Hair...<br><br>
its good to get in touch<br>
with your Feminine Side

2,810 Posts
Ha! Hysterical list.<br><br>
Congrats to our King and Queen!<br><br>
Now c'mon ladies... we can do better next week! (psst! How's that rash, Econo??)
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