[Buxtehude]

Is there anything gross-er than a warm, half-eaten jar of horseradish sauce sitting on the breakroom counter all week?<br><br>
Well? Is there?

 

[drgenie]

Freshly made cat poo.

 

[wanttorun100]

a tuna / pasta salad thing in an airtight rubbermaid container in a co-workers desk drawer for maybe 3 weeks<br><br>
it finally built enough pressure to pop the lid

 

[Alternative School Grrl]

Finding the chicken breast you know you bought last week under the seat of your car. In August. And it has wigglies.

 

[imgomer]

That gets puked up...

 

[imgomer]

You win.

 

[mrscoby78]

That's just wrong.

 

[Buxtehude]

You guys make me sick.<br><br><img alt="razz.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/razz.gif">

 

[drgenie]

Yahoo!!!! Another successful thread! Congrats, Buxy!!

 

[Ileneforward]

<img alt="" src="http://www.wijblijvenhier.nl/uploads/2007/snot.jpg" style="border:0px solid;">

 

[Buxtehude]

Ilene!!!

 

[mrscoby78]

Ilene! I'm in tears!

 

[OldBaldHippie]

you people are disgusting....<br><br>
and I never did watch that video of the two girls and the cup either....

 

[Ileneforward]

What? S'not gross enough? <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">

 

[luckylily]

So, Chani and Hank caught this GI bug about this time last year...<br><br>
Chani had pretty bad poops from it, and went on the floor. Petra, being industrious, came by and cleaned it up before I knew it had happened.<br><br>
As I was sitting down to eat my lunch I heard dog retching from the living room. I ran into the living room, saw Petra butching it, and rushed to comfort her. As she finished heaving, I sat down on the floor and put my arms around her, telling her it was okay, and kind of rubbing her back. Then I noticed the odor.<br><br>
"Petra that stinks. What the hell have you been eating, shit?"<br><br>
She turned and looked at me, her eyes a little wild. Then she poop-puked again. All over me.

 

[mrscoby78]

I remember hearing this joke when I was a kid....<br><br>
What's grosser than gross?<br><br>
Siamese twins joined at the mouth and one throws up.

 

[Buxtehude]

<i>Oh, the humanity.</i>

 

[Alternative School Grrl]

And then there was not knowing why the fridge was so stinky when we'd cleaned it up. Oh...it was the dead mouse behind it.

 

[missy1102]

finding not one, but two tampons my patient left in her vagina two months ago. she came in because it "smells like something crawled up there and died"

 

[Ileneforward]

Toxic Shock!!