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Is there anything gross-er than a warm, half-eaten jar of horseradish sauce sitting on the breakroom counter all week?<br><br>
Well? Is there?
 

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a tuna / pasta salad thing in an airtight rubbermaid container in a co-workers desk drawer for maybe 3 weeks<br><br>
it finally built enough pressure to pop the lid
 

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You guys make me sick.<br><br><img alt="razz.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/razz.gif">
 

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So, Chani and Hank caught this GI bug about this time last year...<br><br>
Chani had pretty bad poops from it, and went on the floor. Petra, being industrious, came by and cleaned it up before I knew it had happened.<br><br>
As I was sitting down to eat my lunch I heard dog retching from the living room. I ran into the living room, saw Petra butching it, and rushed to comfort her. As she finished heaving, I sat down on the floor and put my arms around her, telling her it was okay, and kind of rubbing her back. Then I noticed the odor.<br><br>
"Petra that stinks. What the hell have you been eating, shit?"<br><br>
She turned and looked at me, her eyes a little wild. Then she poop-puked again. All over me.
 

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I remember hearing this joke when I was a kid....<br><br>
What's grosser than gross?<br><br>
Siamese twins joined at the mouth and one throws up.
 

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finding not one, but two tampons my patient left in her vagina two months ago. she came in because it "smells like something crawled up there and died"
 
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