it's probably almost a given that a baby boy will pee on you, several times . . . but what about poop on you? When my son was just a few wks old, I got up in the middle of the night with him and after a feeding I changed his diaper to put him back to bed. I just laid him on the futon in front of me, and I got on my knees to change his diaper (mistake #1). I was wearing my nice, white Nordstrom's robe that my husband just got for me a few months prior (mistake #2). As I lifted his legs up to scoot the diaper under him (mistake #3, especially considering the position in which I was kneeling per mistake #1), out comes flying the newborn baby mustard poo, all over me and my white robe. It was projectile poop. I didn't put my hand out to catch it. It was more like turn face and put hand in front of me to stop it from getting all over me. I was unsuccessful.<br>
DH slept through the whole thing.