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<p>I didn't know you worked with an ex coworker of mine.</p>
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<p>One time we had a party in our private cafeteria after work and then a bunch of people went out afterwards.  People regularly raided the cafeteria upon returning late night before heading home.  This one night he puked all over the floor.</p>
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<p>The next morning I see him at 6 am while I'm on the treadmill in the office gym looking like death.  He came in because he remembered puking on the floor and wanted to clean it up before anyone came in.  Someone had cleaned it already.  He called in sick and went home.</p>
 

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<p>Thanks for the sound effect.<br><br>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>OldBaldHippie</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/68997/in-the-office-bathroom-this-morning#post_1924754"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-right:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-bottom:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>ROFL...</p>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>RaisingArizonainNH</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/68997/in-the-office-bathroom-this-morning#post_1924753"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p> Lotta  stress at your office ? </p>
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There is a dude here that is either very ill, or bulemic.  I am not sure who he is.  However, today he puked in one of the sinks.</p>
 

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<p>Where I work, the clients tend to randomly *ROFL* whenever and wherever they ha....~ding~ all call intercom~ <span style="color:#008000;">" DEWEY, PLEASE REPORT WITH A MOP 'n' BUCKET TO MRS. I's ROOM! AND BE SURE TO BRING THAT HANDY BAG OF SAWDUST."</span></p>
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<p>...the clients happen to range from ages 5 to 7....</p>
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<p>rarely do they make it beyond the classroom door to hit the loo</p>
 

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Wtf?  You saw him doing it or he didn't clean up after?</p>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Litchfield Hills</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/68997/in-the-office-bathroom-this-morning#post_1925306"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><br><br><p><br>
There is a dude here that is either very ill, or bulemic.  I am not sure who he is.  However, today he puked in one of the sinks.</p>
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<p>I can't stop laughing.</p>
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<p>2 jobs ago I used to try to hold it as long as I could so as to avoid  having to use the company potties. I don't know what the women were doing, but how do you get poop globs on the wall of the stall?</p>
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<p>I was SO relieved at my last job when I discovered the clean potties. If the women's was occupied I'd just go in the men's (they were single restrooms). Even the MEN'S potty was <span style="text-decoration:underline;">clean</span>!!!</p>
 

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<p>3000 years ago i worked in a full service gas station.  One of our weekend tasks was cleaning restrooms.  The women's room was infinitely more disgusting than the mens room.  Apparently it's common practice for men & women alike to crap ON the toilet in lieu of IN it.  The women also seemed to enjoy leaving their used feminine hygiene products anywhere but in the damned trash can....  I'm still scarred from the experience.</p>
 
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