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SpartyGirl · Oct 27, 2010

10k more in the bank I would quit my job. Right now.
 
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mrscoby78 · Oct 27, 2010

If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a green dress.

hobey · Oct 27, 2010

but not a real green dress, that's cruel

juliemboyle · Oct 27, 2010

If I had more time off, I'd go on a nice vacation!

mrscoby78 · Oct 27, 2010

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 Seriously? Hm. If I had the $, I'd hire a coach.

Thor · Oct 27, 2010

If I had more time I'd finish up all the painting in and around the house, and I'd get rid of that fucking woodpecker doing damage to the outside of the house.

SpartyGirl · Oct 27, 2010

LOL you said woodpecker. <img alt="biggrin.gif" class="bbcode_smiley" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies//biggrin.gif">
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by Thor <a href="/forum/thread/70860/if-i-had#post_1957762"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a> If I had more time I'd finish up all the painting in and around the house, and I'd get rid of that fucking woodpecker doing damage to the outside of the house.
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Tri-Tammy · Oct 27, 2010

If I had healthy lungs I'd go for a run. 
And if I had 10k in the bank I'd take the family to Hawaii for Christmas without worrying about paying DD's tuition in January.

MBannon · Oct 27, 2010

a pet T-Rex, I'd teach it to hold a dead goat on its snout and then flip it up and snatch it right out of the air. I think folks would be really impressed by that. Maybe I'd teach it to shake hands, too. And then I'd yell "BOO!!" ha ha ha ha! Oh, what good times we'd have, me and Wrecksie-Rex.

therambler · Oct 27, 2010

A job... I'd sign up for races next season!

mmoonptdeux · Oct 27, 2010

I'd buy a whole bunch of these
 
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by mrscoby78 <a href="/forum/thread/70860/if-i-had#post_1957753"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-right:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-bottom:0px solid;"></a> If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a green dress.
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by hobey <a href="/forum/thread/70860/if-i-had#post_1957754"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-right:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-bottom:0px solid;"></a> but not a real green dress, that's cruel
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niemsco · Oct 27, 2010

I had a beer I'd drink it now. Time to go!

pcsronbo · Oct 27, 2010

Pony... I would win Clydesdale hardware.

hobey · Oct 28, 2010

...a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning...or just bop myself upside the head to relieve this gross sinus pressure and headache...

Tithers · Oct 28, 2010

I would quit my job and be a SAHM.

AdCo · Oct 28, 2010

MBannon, you are over looking one big thing.. he has teenie weenie arms and shaking his hands is hard!!! You should just teach him the "head in mouth trick" but to bite on command.. then we can see what you think of em73 (wink, wink) 
 
Then with my Million $ form Insurance...... 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by MBannon <a href="/forum/thread/70860/if-i-had#post_1957768"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a> a pet T-Rex, I'd teach it to hold a dead goat on its snout and then flip it up and snatch it right out of the air. I think folks would be really impressed by that. Maybe I'd teach it to shake hands, too. And then I'd yell "BOO!!" ha ha ha ha! Oh, what good times we'd have, me and Wrecksie-Rex.
 
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Thor · Oct 28, 2010

If I had a plunger, I'd shove it, wide part first, up somebody's ass until I saw it come out the other side.

SpartyGirl · Oct 28, 2010

Geez...are you having a bad day? Go kick a soccer ball. <img alt="smile.gif" class="bbcode_smiley" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies//smile.gif">
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LookiLoo · Oct 28, 2010

Oh my!! If I had a happy pill might give it to Thor! 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by Thor <a href="/forum/thread/70860/if-i-had#post_1957915"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a> If I had a plunger, I'd shove it, wide part first, up somebody's ass until I saw it come out the other side.
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em73 · Oct 28, 2010

if I had more time, I'd work on Stitcher's quilt once I got caught up on the seven million things I am behind on right now. 
 
if I had 10K sitting in the bank, and I wasn't going to be responsible with it, I'd buy my husband a new bike and take him on vacation.

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