True story from the gym 2 weeks ago.<br><br>
This woman in the locker room this morning was taking FOREVER to get ready. In the 25 min I was in the weight room, she only put on a pair of pants. (granted, she could have done other things but it didn't look like it). I take a shower, come back, and she has on one sock. And she's moving quickly, running around, but not actually doing anything. DIdn't look like she was impaired, just not efficient? ANyway. She comes to the mirror near me and starts blow drying her hair. I'm keeping my eye on her because somewhere in my soul, I feel that she's going to do some crazy shit. I turn to put on a bra, turn back, and she's blow drying her butt crack. <img alt="uhoh2.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/uhoh2.gif"><br><br>
She's pulled the waistband of her pants away from her and is just blwing away back there. <img alt="bootyshake.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/bootyshake.gif"> for at least 30 seconds. I know i must have a horrified look on my face, so I try to look away, but I can't. Then.<br><br>
She does the same thing.<br><br><br><br><br><br><br>
In the front. disgust<br><br>
Except this time, she pull pants and panties (the panties were big briefs and stuck way out about the pants, so it was obvious where they were amidst this disastrous scene) away and is blow drying. Half of the dryer disappears into her waistband and her knees are bent kinda like you would when you squat on the toilet. <img alt="shock.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/shock.gif"><img alt="confused1.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/confused1.gif"><img alt="mad.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/mad.gif"><br><br>
I towel-dried my locks that morning.